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brooklyn 😘
Joined July 2015
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every day it’s a different gay guy’s birthday. you respond to his story “happy bday babe!” and he says “thanks handsome!” then on your birthday that same gay guy responds to your story “happy bday handsome!” and you say “thanks babe!” and you repeat this until you both die
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the size of his derrière is causing the back pocket to gape.
Replying to @dieworkwear
But when viewed from the back, we start to see problems. The size of his derrière is causing the back pocket to gape. On a pair of properly tailored trousers, the jets — which is the narrow strip of fabric on the pocket — should come close to touching.
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The first person to ever say “[person] would go to the opening of an envelope” gagged CRAZY
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what the hell, sure
Jennifer Lawrence recites Tiffany Pollard’s iconic #BBUK monologue.
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i need to take a shower if anyone cares
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i need to take a shower if anyone cares
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i think merritt wever and i would be sisters
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Police are investigating after a metal bird sculpture was stolen from an art exhibition in Inverness, Scotland.
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I can't wait to spend it at my computer
Thursday's Weather Rating: 10/10 THE MAGIC CONTINUES!! A bit of a chill in the air this morning followed by high temperatures in the upper 60s, manageable dew points, sunshine and a gorgeous breeze. The vibes are immaculate out there today!!
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a gay guy calling you “diva” can mean anything from “i love you” to “you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the situation”
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not the his and his dune double fleshlight
AMC unveils its ‘Dune: Part Three’ popcorn buckets, including a “Double Sandworm” for sharing.
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he’s carrying more than that
Actor Jon Hamm while carrying an iced drink in Los Angeles, California.
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embarrassing :/
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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doing what
Vanessa Hudgens is in the studio.
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