I'll miss summer if only for the clouds

6 hour dark ambient Chicxulub impact simulation video to fall asleep to

Every friday I remind my friends that it's frozen pizza friday and every friday they invent a new slur to call me

The construction workers are catcalling me again so either my hair is getting too long or my ass looks great in these jeans

Taking pictures of strangers and waiting for books to arrive in the mail

I thought the fyp was finally settling down and then it showed me two russian women chewing on broken glass. It's for me dawg it's lit

Does anybody else sit around with the toothbrush in their mouth for 10-20 minutes until their cheeks hurt or am I an unlovable freak

They definitely wired my brain backwards

Not convinced my tonsils were removed at 5 years old for any good reason, they just wanted to experiment on me

Dreamt my room was covered in spiders which all descended as I walked through their web. I grabbed a shoe and began destroying them but every carcass produced four more until the floor was covered in a congealing mass of corpses and epigastric fluids

The colors are nice but the textures are better

Everything keeps breaking and so I'm learning to live with less. Soon I will walk in a straight line until I collapse

I need to drive a car so shitty it makes me unafraid to die again

They done stole the road man you can't have shit in Delaware