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Big smile on my face, I'm a blessed fool.

Namibia
Joined January 2017
CHELSEA WILL WIN THE 2026/7 PREMIER LEAGUE.
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Nudes are lowk an art form if done right
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The Enzo Maresca effect.πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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Oi. City are getting drilled.πŸ˜‚
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I like people who can talk about sex, lust and their freaky side without feeling any bit of shame.
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We need to stop acting like having a good partner isn't an achievement Do you know how hard it is to find a normal-behaving human in this generation??
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I've been home all day, made breakfast, made lunch, had a few fruits in between. I shouldn't be feeling hungry already man.
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"will you match my freak" No, i'm freakier than you, this is a competition and i'm winning
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Social media brains.
Yall like dates more than the people you’re on them with 🫩
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A lot of young people are putting themselves under serious financial pressure. You want a car, a house, a wedding, an investment portfolio, and the ability to support your family. Each goal is reasonable on its own. Together, on one salary, they quickly turn into debt. The car comes with vehicle finance. The wedding goes on a personal loan. The house takes a bond that already feels tight. By the time you think about investing, there’s nothing left. You don’t have to do everything in the same year. Put your goals in order.
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I’m a lover boy but I’m mentally prepared to stay single if it’s not the kind of love I want ✌🏽
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Ya'll are already on the plane isn't it?
My wife wants to see Loyiso perform, is any event organizer planning on bringing him to Namibia soon’ish or should I just fly her out to go see Loyiso perform in his country? Please talk fast, my people…
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this girl introduced me to her boyfriend, now the boyfriend wants me. uhhπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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I love when a book makes me question my own understanding of morality. now we're getting somewhere
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Update from their engagement party
Fell in love with a girl at the bar tonight: Life 100000, Luke 0
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technically you can always do better, but your heart doesn't work on technicalities
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a drunk batman is booze wayne
That injured Batman is Bruised Wayne
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I feel #Seen
i like my niggas so skinny man😭
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Do you niggas realize that even if you're straight you can still listen to females artists, stop torturing your dumb asses
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