Derrick DeMelo

Love when I'm walking through the mall and hear people having convos in Portuguese. #toronto #dufferinmall #PortuguesePride

Nothing like a Red Eye flight to start your day off miserably. #GonnaBeALongDay

@BPFYouth you're very welcome!

Somewhere out there in this cruel world a madman runs freely, the inventor of an evil thing, the single mini KitKat

I hate you Chica from Sprout. You're not even speaking, you're squeaking!!!

The new @comcast commercial has Badger from Breaking Bad paying his bill... And it's 33 bucks. Ha Ha. Think you're missing a 1 or a 2 guys!

Thank you @iamjohnoliver for making my Sunday evenings so much more enjoyable!

Flight attendant made an oopsy and said "we'll be underwear, I'm sorry, under way momentarily." Thank you @JetBlue for imitating my dad

Good bye California, I'll be back soon... I should just move here.

If I could go back in time, I'd rename @googlemaps and call it Prince Henry The Navigation.

I'm eating a Portuguese meal. At a Portuguese house. Using napkins with fish printed on them. #PortugueseFood

Got a light?

You know what's great about Dodge Caravans? Nada. We need to get more popular so we can get a tour bus and fill it with #Portuguese food!

Back in Hudson, MA this Friday, home of @nunobettencourt and lots of #SantaMaria love.

We're on Lusobeat Countdown in one hour, Tune in! instagram.com/p/hJ7nDmmsPV/

You know what's awesome about shopping at Ikea? Nothing. I already pay Planet Fitness to not work out.

Thank you Verizon for giving my phone log to NSA. Like I need the government knowing how many times I call Dominos Pizza. #alot