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Breathtakingly grim
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Laughed out loud at the end
You have GOT to be shitting me
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Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.
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how can one spend so much time on this app and be this memetically illiterate?
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Me: do you love me? *400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm* ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife . Not only that, mmm but lnnb , largge Wife Me: oh my God it's human
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Dracula is an Anglican horror film that asks the question what if Catholicism was real
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Just realized that Milton Keynes and John Maynard Keynes aren't the same person and also Milton Keynes isn't a person
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“Have you finished the design for our paint company’s new logo?” “Yep. Real fuckin’ sinister and ominous boss, just like you asked for.”
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How do men take care of their mental health if they don’t talk to friends about their struggles and don’t find a therapist helpful?
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Exactly. I make looking over others’ shoulders and copying their exam answers part of every class so that doing so is not cheating.
Replying to @zenahitz
OSU has the right idea. Try to make it part of every class so that using AI is not cheating.
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I love science, man’s unending quest to just shrug and accept stuff
What is consciousness? Many see this as the deepest mystery. My guess: One day, when digital systems claim to have inner experiences, we will just shrug and accept that consciousness accompanies sufficiently rich and robust information processing.
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every associate dean announcing their college’s new AI initiative:
Shakespeare was fine for an era that valued ravishingly beautiful language and astonishing insight into the human spirit but we have moved on from all that. Grow up
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Rob Rinder asks Steve Reed how much would it cost to renationalise the water industry? He says £100bn. Rinder points out this figure came from the water companies It wouldn't cost anything if we fined the companies into bankruptcy & then took them over. Why isn't Lab doing that?
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dude you won't believe it. that violently insecure mad king? he had a falling out with that super annoying failed jester he made grand vizier
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Statements like this should make you more skeptical of how our society approaches statistical analysis and draws conclusions from it, rather than coming to disbelieve stuff which is clearly visible if you have one single ounce of serious social perception
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Pixar movies have really gotten terrible. Back when I was 8 they were awesome. Now I’m 37 and they don’t interest me at all. You hate to see that kind of decline.
Pixar needs to fire whoever is making (some of) their movies look like this. The style is so obnoxious.
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but what if every possible utilitarian maximization is inferior to the number of utils lost by having to talk to utilitarians
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please we gotta stop having a mini scandal every time an utilitarian turns up and goes “mmm actually taboos are irrational 🤓”
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OH MY GOD 😳🤯😲
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