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Çämrÿñ

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Joined October 2013
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damn it feels good to be genuinely happy again.
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Two weeks ago he was just a humble fry cook and now he's about to be the President Elect of the United States. God bless America.
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@itswords_24 Jun 2024
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Alex@alexxmalloy29 Apr 2024
oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?
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@Whotfismick3 Mar 2024
The most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is. There is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. you're chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list.
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Your opinion about adulting??
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No Justin Bieber during Usher's halftime show #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLVIII #Usher
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@wordstionary22 Aug 2023
Never Give Up.
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Normalize not forcing people to pick you. If they think they can get better elsewhere – let them. Respectfully.
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@wordstionary3 May 2023
remember🖤🖤
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Dude legit has something wrong with him
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Now that Halloween is over
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🚨Ticket Giveaway🚨 We are giving away two third row Michigan vs Michigan State tickets to ONE lucky winner! All you have to do to enter: - Like this Tweet - Retweet this Tweet - Follow @woodwardsports *Winner will be selected tomorrow morning* #GoBlue #GoGreen
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Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place.
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huge plans tonight – at St Matthews, KY
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@Waymo6 Oct 2022
Today, we’re launching the Waymo Accessibility Network, a formal collaboration with disability advocates whose unique perspectives will help ensure we shape the future of transportation for everyone as we continue to scale. Learn more: blog.waymo.com/2022/10/launc…
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One thing you learn about lawyers is that their spouse/partner/whomever they bring to the party is WAY cooler than they are. Every time.
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jerry@jerryhadid21 Sep 2022
Crumbl cookies wishes they could create this masterpiece
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can’t replace a woman that gives both wife & bestfriend vibes. that’s rare.
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