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mammal supremacist

Joined July 2011
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Women hate Hatchet because reading it requires putting themselves in the mind of a man who needs to calmly and repeatedly solve problems all while not talking to anyone
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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Insert iconic @CovfefeAnon tweet
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Cold approach this, cold approach that Most of these idiots couldn’t succeed with a *warm approach* let alone a cold approach
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Fundamentally there are only two types of people: those who can keep things on the down-low and those who can’t
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From a certain point of view this is unfair. But for the male students at MIT this system essentially ensures that hypergamy works in every male student’s favor. “Oh no, all the women here value intelligence and I’m more intelligent than all of them. Help I’m being oppressed”
17,000 men apply to MIT 8900 women apply to MIT 600 men were accepted 612 women were accepted If we assume male and female applicants to MIT are roughly the same, the probability this happens by chance, let alone every year for a while The probability of a sex blind admission process creating this result is 1 in 4 × 10³¹
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Maybe I should stop posting so much about how women think and start posting about how men think. There is way less discourse on this because (a) women don’t care how men think, and (b) men falsely assume that their own thinking is just truth reason and logic
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I feel like I haven’t seen enough commentary on the fact that Elizabeth Holmes very clearly and intentionally changed the way she styles herself — makeup, clothing, lipstick — to change her image from “intimidating genius founder” to “aw shucks I’m just a wholesome sweetheart”
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We are rapidly approaching the point as a culture where people will no longer find The Gift of the Magi believable or comprehensible
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Gender War discourse will always be my “just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in”
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Every decision is an act of violence and women hate being violent
Why is this such a difficult thing for women? Nearly, every woman I know (except Mom, who still has a rigid schedule for each night) struggles to think dinner. Not actually MAKE dinner, but think of what to make and this is an incredibly stressful thing for them.
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Weak fathers and cold mothers are the source of all dating problems
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The thing is, women can’t actually know that all of their beta male orbiter friends secretly have crushes on them. The problem here is not female entitlement, it’s male cowardice. Make your move or move on
Longest sentence ever put together by a foid comic [recorded 2026]: “Give Chad Give Chad Me Give Have Chad Me Have Chad Give Me Have Chad Give Me”
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If you think “I assume you’re not worth my time until you prove otherwise” is the sign of someone who “HATES women,” I don’t know what to tell you. You should probably work on getting the courage to ask your boss for that raise you’ve been meaning to ask about for the last decade
🚨 TERRA CHAD IS BACK 🚨 This time we’re testing the ultimate red flag. He HATES women. He has ZERO respect for them. And he’s not even trying to hide it. He’s going to be super rude. Will women still want to meet him
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At some point in life both men and women start developing a “theory” of the opposite sex, after realizing how mistaken it is to think men and women are the same. But it’s hard to do this while also appreciating variance. This leads people into the trap of sampling bias
The number of men I've seen who fear monogamy because they've slept with married women is insane Men will tell the world they're the logical sex and then not understand their own sampling bias and I just —
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“Would you still love me if I was a panda”
I get asked this a lot. Some people think panda are too retarded to be snugglebuddies. But, being retarded actually makes them even better snugglebuddies
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What do men think is going to happen to them if they get caught looking at a hot girl’s butt at the gym
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Kind of wild that Freud broke past the taboo of analyzing the family as a site of psychosexual drama and after looking at all the different family members and their dynamics he said “Eureka! It’s the *sons* who want to bang their *moms*”
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Look, not to get too deep into it, but when a woman wears a skimpy outfit to the gym and posts “screw Shane Gillis, I can wear whatever I want,” she’s saying she wants to be put in her place. She wants a man to say “enough of your shit” and bend her over. That’s what she’s doing.
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One truth about sexuality that people are deeply reluctant to accept and admit is just how much it’s entangled in broader webs of social relations. Men want women that other men haven’t been with. Women want men who will make their friends jealous. It’s never just the two of you
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