*✷ ɦσɱεlαηδεɾ.

⠀      𝖨𝖳’𝖲 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝘘𝘜𝘈𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘠 𝘖𝘍 𝘎𝘖𝘋𝘚      𝖳𝖮 𝖲𝖤𝖤 𝖠 𝖢𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖳𝖴𝖱𝖤      𝖶𝖨𝖳𝖧 𝖨𝖳𝖲 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗕𝗥𝗢𝗞𝗘𝗡      𝖠𝖭𝖣 𝙍͟𝙀͟𝙈͟𝘼͟𝙄͟𝙉͟ 𝙐͟𝙉͟𝙈͟𝙊͟𝙑͟𝙀͟𝘿.      #𝖳𝖧𝖤𝖡𝖮𝖸𝖲𝖱𝖯 ✘ #𝖬𝖵𝖱𝖯 ⠀

Look away. This post is not for you.

That’s not a fidget spinner. That’s my ballsack.

Of course it does. Even animals recognize quality when they see it.

Freshly clipped, dewy grass and the rising sun creeping over the horizon like a forgotten lover, or perhaps a dull, persistent insistence that the day will come whether he likes it or not.

Sits politely waiting for @BRITGILANTE like this.

Andy January (threat).

Hello. Mildly inebriated and definitely ready to reevaluate his life choices, hello.

And to whoever started planting these near Vought Tower… good choice. Patriotic colors.

Longer days. Warmer weather. More opportunities for you to go outside and admire me in natural lighting. Spring cleaning isn’t just for your homes, ladies and gentlemen. It’s for your attitudes. Adjust accordingly.

Ahem.