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Atlanta, GA
Joined April 2022
🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
the concept of selling a costume of a Off Campus character wearing a costume of JLo's dress
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
masked lesbian bar closing because all the non-maskers who made it into a huge joke didn’t go to the bar
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
oh no someone took the time to process my bad behaviour and bring it up calmly let me nitpick about timing instead of addressing it like an adult
why does nobody know how to bring something up that bothers them In The Moment When It Bothers Them. why am i getting a text abt something i said 2 days ago that you laughed at and then the conversation moved on. if it bothers you FUCKING TELL ME SO I CAN NOT BOTHER YOU
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
depending on your age that’s the sign to hang it up quickly
Do people who smoke weed regularly just persevere to get past the part where it makes you feel like youre being watched by unknown entities and that you have a balloon for a brain or does that just not happen to them
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
THIS IS CREASING MEISJSJSJSJSJSJJS
going thru my mama phone
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
they hateddd me back in high school lmaoo i ruined everyone's fun
“everyone had a bigot phase as a teenager” well no, some of us were widely disliked at school for being “sjw”s and annoyingly political LMFAOOOOOOO
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
everybody say thank you @tyinghe
the difference between how lesbians take pics of me and everyone else is insane thank you lesbians
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
i don’t gossip!!
wait until u hear about her tea
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
i do disagree with op original point but i don’t think y’all realize how not woke you look telling a black transfem she can detransition or “boymode” as if dysphoria doesn’t kill
well some of us are trans and actually visibly queer and thus cannot just "hide" it. it's almost like you're more privileged in this respect. some of us cannot hide either our blackness or our queerness!
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
and yet none of those was your takeaway. your only takeaway was to wish that burdensome feat on others. but anything to make ur job easier i guess
Right and you assume I want none of that bcus you read a two sentence tweet. Cool very normal reaction
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
not having the bandwidth to discuss the cruel ways our carcel system harms everyone =/= others are over analyzing. u hold ppls lives in ur hands id think you'd be more concerned. i acknowledge u have a fiduciary duty so ur ability to engage in this type of convo is compromised
You don’t find it weird ur overanalyzing a one sentence tweet just to argue. Ur assuming things I have not said bcus u just want to argue. I don’t owe you an argument simply bcus you seek it. Make ur own tweet and have a good day lol.
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
Replying to @devasattva
used their position as a public defender as an appeal to authority to give weight to their statement but when that statement is criticized it's "yall mad i didn't even make anyone do anything"
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
you should unpack why your knee jerk reaction is to wish such a burdensome feat on ppl in that position? when i read that my wish was for nobody to be put in that position. for our carceral system to fall so victims don't bear that burden. for better resources for addiction
In what way did I make it mandatory or required? I said I wish more ppl took that approach. It’s not compulsory ur mad at something I didn’t even write.
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
that IS a touching read AND i wish more victims took the approach most conducive to their healing
As a public defender this is very touching to read and an approach I wish many more ppl took.
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
As a public defender is it not YOUR job to defend your client?? Why would the guy who was pinned against a tree, by a car driven by your drunk client, need to do that???
As a public defender this is very touching to read and an approach I wish many more ppl took.
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
As a public defender this is very touching to read and an approach I wish many more ppl took.
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
miss raven please answer the phone
Y’all hush, Chef Raven’s Kitchen is on!
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🪬Oluwabjörk van Bengal-Macrobia🪬 retweeted
Are they?
This couple’s Halloween costumes are undefeated. [📷: @slicenrice ]
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