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Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
No wonder she’s wiling to help the FBI 🤣🤣🤣. They have some of her stuff from one of the lockers. She probably can’t remember what’s there.
Whatever was in the storage lockers in LA, the FBI has that now. And the reports have said the lockers contained lots of Meghan's belongings, as well as the illegal material we're attributing to Thomas Sr.. It's said that Thomas Sr. paid storage on the lockers for many years.
Why did he keep that stuff? Inertia? Why keep Meghan's old stuff. It should have been obvioius years ago she didn't need any of it.
But whatever was in the lockers, the FBI has it now. If there's anything in there that points to illegal activity of any sort by Meghan, the FBI will be combing through that for a look to see where it stands.
Let's ask the Cartel how much Harry, his wife and mofo in law snort, is that why the wife is constantly getting her nose reconstructed? Bahaha😅😅😅😅😅😅 #FOMeghanandHarry
Charlie Sheen bought so much cocaine that a Mexican cartel cut him off, because they were sure he had to be dealing it
"They had never seen someone acquiring that kind of weight."
The only people buying that much from them were dealers. So they decided he was running a side business.
He wasn't. It was all for him.
At the time he was making $1.8 million an episode, around $40 million a year, the highest paid actor on TV.
The reporter asks about the seven-gram rocks of crack. He says that's more or less true.
In 2011 he got fired, then joined Twitter and hit 1 million followers in about 25 hours, a Guinness world record.
He walked away from the firing with a reported $25 million settlement.
She tells him he's lucky to be alive. "I know, I get all that." He's been clean for 8 years now.
When even the cartel thinks you've had enough, who exactly is supposed to stop you?
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
So Meghan Markle is paying the storage unit costs for her dad’s porn collection in LA?
😳
I fear this is going to get worse.
November 7, 2026
Blind Item #2
The witness who identified the perv for the FBI was the former wife who is still alive. She has a history of lineups. Oh, and the person who has been paying all the monthly charges and identified the second storage space was none other than the her daughter the alliterate one who has been paying the bills. There are your #2 and #3.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Aaahhhh poor Beghan why would you feel the need to have a Tom Bower interview deleted from rhe Internet? Could it have been truth? You Suckexes are bloody hypocrites. At some point you will have to pay for your lies.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Meghan Markle appearing and giving a speech in Brussels at the same time her father is being arrested for a CSAM investigation is wild!
I can’t wait to see her fakery in full display!
Hopefully the audience in attendance will have the guts to throw some heavy duty questions at her.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Whoa!!! 😬😳
Pedo-protector daughter Meghan Markle & pedo-exwife Doria Ragland are the masterminds of the orchestrated smear campaign against pedo Thomas Markle Sr. 😳
November 7, 2026
Blind Item #2
The witness who identified the perv for the FBI was the former wife who is still alive. She has a history of lineups. Oh, and the person who has been paying all the monthly charges and identified the second storage space was none other than the her daughter the alliterate one who has been paying the bills. There are your #2 and #3.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
I heard reports Doria Ragland also lovingly known as the felon, is now in the UK....!? Meghan Markle and Prince Harry protected...
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Meghan Markle: I am distraught at the allegations about my father that I knew about 8 years ago!
Also Meghan Markle: 8 years ago I told the world Kate wouldn’t share her lipgloss!
I’m so bored.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
TB. Why was Meghan Markle being called as a witness in Prince Andrew's sex case?
I just spit my drink out😂🍸 Yacht girls may have knowledge, but they can't be depended upon to tell the truth🧐😂😂😂😂
Meghan could be called as witness in Prince Andrew's sex case trial mol.im/a/10334459 via @MailOnline
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Harry and his wife protected and enabled an alleged paedophile for 8 yrs l Neither should be allowed near kids
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Damn. So Doria tried to frame her ex, Thomas Markle, before, and then she wound up going to prison for ten years. Did she learn nothing from her time when she was supposed to be a flight attendant?
And it looks like Meg picked up Doria's habit of trying to screw other people (haha, not that way, for once), trying to send them to prison.
Meg is so screwed. I'll switch to good news in a minute, but I never thought she'd be this stupid. I underestimated how awful Meg is. And I hope her supporters go away, leaving us to cheer on the real royals.
Harry is going to do what? It's too late, bud. We know they faked Archie's birth, too, and he was very complicit in this. Harry will never be near the king or his brother ever again. There's just no way they can afford to be seen with such a pariah.
Well. Nuff said. They're all screwed now: Meg, Doria, Harry, Tom Jr and ???
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Why didn’t she help EIGHT YEARS ago?
Why didn’t she tell the Met Police bosses who didn’t know?
Or her private secretary who didn’t know?
Or her communications secretary who didn’t know?
Or the media who didn’t know?
This is a shameful bid to re-write history.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
November 7, 2026
Blind Item #2
The witness who identified the perv for the FBI was the former wife who is still alive. She has a history of lineups. Oh, and the person who has been paying all the monthly charges and identified the second storage space was none other than the her daughter the alliterate one who has been paying the bills. There are your #2 and #3.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Meghan Markle worked harder to get Piers Morgan fired than to follow up with police on horrific allegations against her father.
As a self-described child safety advocate, her failure to even check the status of any investigation is indefensible. One phone call could have prompted action. She didn’t need to go public - she just needed to do what any normal person would do.
Her total inaction makes her advocacy look like lip service. There's nothing behind her words.
🚨 Thomas Wayne Markle, 82, of Lakeland, Florida, was arrested today on a federal criminal complaint alleging he kept child sexual abuse material (CSAM), including sexually explicit photographs of himself with prepubescent girls, in two Los Angeles-area storage units he rented for nearly two decades.
If convicted, Markle would face a statutory maximum sentence of 20 years in federal prison.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Meghan rescued chickens, but did nothing to save children.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Ahhhhh…the Lolita Express and mm. Draw your own conclusions.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Meghan thinks she'll get sympathy? Andrew's girls were shunned because of their father . Girl nobody's gonna want you around kids especially after they calculate the years you stayed silent.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
November 7, 2026
Blind Item #16
In the past the ginger haired cuck has showed up at school events reeking of booze and just having it sweating from his pores. Apparently, his stepmom has the same issue. Not so much the sweating part though.