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Same. Found out this year. xitter.gq/chrissyteigen/status/8…

Day drinking is the closest thing we have to time travel.

Couples who hashtag pictures of each other with #theone need to truly look deep inside themselves and question who they are as a person.

I think people who don't have daddy issues are the fucked up ones.

I have many facial expressions.. 70% of them are calling you a cunt, 20% is me zoning out, & the other 10% is my "ambien-confident" side.

I swear I have the most intimate conversations with my @Uber drivers. #therapist #LeanOnMe

This bartender just poured me a 4oz glass of Chardonnay....She is a criminal.

Mo: "Is it bad to put my panties on top of the bible?" #WeekendAway

I took a risk and bought new laundry detergent the other day and it was probably my best life choice of 2015... #winning

I swear a 30 minute conversation with Republicans about taxes or health care ages me at least 5 years. #PleaseShutTheFuckUp

When Big Sean reminds you to pay the electric bill. #blessings #thanks

When your scene partner takes three shots before going on stage....#NotInDramaSchoolAnymore

Short shorts and a crop top...never an acceptable outfit choice for any occasion ever.