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Joined February 2014
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Your favorite movies are a greater window into your sexuality than any BDSM/kink test
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been fed womens hair hacks for the first time in like 5 years bc instagram has no idea what to do with me anymore and oh my god u guys were not joking them dyson air wrap girls got brooms on their heads girl heat protectant spray!
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Those fuckass cicadas in the background of every EVA episode:
Yes, this is real. Yes, this is from today. Yes, he is fucked in the head.
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first time I've gone to one of the baby day showings and there were actual babies in the audience lol
at the baby day showing
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at the baby day showing
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impressive how this kwktrp has literally not a single thing I walked in to grab. not one
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only time "yall got any more in the back?" has worked
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Tyranitar is feeling bonita :3
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guy at the tire store waiting room will not stop watching tiktoks #killeveryonenow
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tummy hurts crazy today YEOWCH
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Jared Padalecki and Lisa Rinna ran into each other really fast
First look at Hubert Smielecki as Apollo in ‘PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS’ Season 3.
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Most popular post of mine is just stolen from louisa
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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Lrt me age 6 until like 14
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I don't want to be killed in an auto accident or tornado, I want to be loved for who I am and forgive others for their mistake
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got this whipped cream can dispensing type lotion and it has the most fun texture ever for a lotion but the smell is nauseating to me. if you want to smell like strawberry shortcake plastic doll head this is YOUR lotion
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unfortunately I will still use it bc it's really good for post shower as someone who hates being too sticky after a shower
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