Jake | BankFi retweeted
Good news: Midnight upgrade just hit mainnet!
Our accelerations plans have worked out, and we shipped *earlier*than expected
That doesn't happen often in crypto!
Replying to @SebastienGllmt
Reminder: contract composability & events are coming in v9 later this year!
Some basic apps are possible starting today, but for most builders, consider this a "setup" stage to lay the ground work & prepare to upgrade your contracts once v9 is live!
xitter.gq/SebastienGllmt/status/…
Jake | BankFi retweeted
the deal is sealed. literally. with a devil's tail.
FUDS x @VaultlingsNFT, powered by @BankFiOfficial.
here's what we agreed on, full transparency, as promised:
1/ 30% of FUDS creator royalties go into bankfi's revenue-generating verticals, like bitcoin mining and world mobile nodes. the rewards come back to FUDS, so we can keep building and give back to our community.
2/ once OG FUDS start generating royalties, 30% of those will follow the same path.
3/ these percentages can grow over time. we've committed to increasing them as FUDS grows and new factions launch.
4/ the vaultlings community gets GTD spots for our upcoming FUD Factions collections mint, plus FCFS access for vaultlings holders with 2 or more.
5/ vaultlings receive 5 FUDS and 5 OG FUDS, held as long as the partnership is in place. not for the floor.
6/ and we'll create together. using our characters and stories to bring projects closer and grow the whole robinhood ecosystem has been one of our goals from day one. now we get to do it with partners who believe in it too.
two communities, one vault, a lot of fear, uncertainty and doubt.
the butler has already been caught sneaking into the vault. we're choosing not to ask questions.
FUD IT. VAULT IT. BANK IT.
Jake | BankFi retweeted
accounting asked what we've done with our royalties
we showed them 170+ @BankFiOfficial units
over $17,700 deployed across bitcoin mining and world mobile to support future holder rewards
they asked what we've done personally
we've decided to end the meeting
Jake | BankFi retweeted
we were not supposed to be seen.
nothing to announce. nothing happened. nobody shook any hands.
please stop zooming in.
more evidence leaks tomorrow. we're trying to stop it. we're failing.
FUD it on ROBINHOOD!
Jake | BankFi retweeted
we needed someone qualified to help run our new poker table
@TheSuitedApes seemed like an obvious choice
they have suits
poker has suits
we've done our due diligence
come play
betfi.poker/vaultlings
Jake | BankFi retweeted
a message from hr
we're looking for robinhood chain projects whose creator royalties are interested in getting a second job
@BankFiOfficial has the revenue-generating infrastructure
we have an extremely official clipboard
our dms are open
please bring a résumé
Jake | BankFi retweeted
we'd like to address the allegations
we are not foxes
we do not have tails
we don't know where this misinformation came from
Jake | BankFi retweeted
Since you probably won't research the site, here is the tl;dr:
BankFi started as a Cardano protocol in 2021. They call themselves the Bank of Cardano.
The model is simple. Capital goes into yield producing assets. Revenue gets paid back to holders.
There are three ways in.
Units. You buy into one specific vertical. Each vertical runs as its own DAO and each unit is one vote. Unit price is fixed in USD based on the assets underneath. 100% of what you pay goes into buying more of those assets. Units vest 45 days, then earn and can be sold on their community market.
Genesis NFTs. Each NFT carries a unit value and earns from a basket of assets instead of one vertical.
$Bank is a governance token and earns a cut of all protocol rewards and is built to be deflationary.
There are two types of verticals.
1. Core ones BankFi owns and runs.
2. Affiliate ones they host for partners, kept separate.
The two I’d watch are BTC mining and World Mobile nodes. World Mobile is a telecom network built on owned hardware. 145,000+ nodes. 3M+ users a day. The nodes earn when people make calls and use data. That’s an RWA with a customer.
Their latest numbers. 149,853 ADA generated. 126,164 ADA paid out. 23,020 ADA put back to work. About 84% to holders, the rest compounds.
They also run a dev shop called Pillar. It has processed over 40M ADA across hundreds of token and NFT launches. If a project puts 50% or more of its raise into BankFi units, Pillar cuts its launch fees by up to 100%. Pillar only gets paid through protocol fees, so it wins when the project wins.
The new piece is @VaultlingsNFT. It’s 2,965 NFTs on Robinhood Chain, minted this week with a 10% creator fee. 100% of those fees go into the BTC mining and node operations. Over $2M is already deployed across their verticals.
The team is led by two brothers from the insurance industry, plus a CTO with 5+ years building on Cardano. From my experience thus far, they are a passionate team working hard to deliver sustainable value to their holders. They also invest heavily into their own project so they have skin in the game.
Higher.
Take a moment and check out who is behind @VaultlingsNFT
Have any of you even done that yet?
bankerlabs.io
Jake | BankFi retweeted
Absolute gem @VaultlingsNFT is.
These agents are going to be crazy.
I sat in on two Spaces with Vaultlings and was highly impressed.
The @TheSuitedApes partnership, it was on my radar once they annnounced it because those guys don't miss.
Congratulations to the team and ultimately the community who embraced these tiny creatures.
Jake | BankFi retweeted
the job market is at capacity
management is calling this the most successful hiring campaign in company history
we've already requested retirement
thank you for employing us
Replying to @xportaleu
@xportaleu in a nutshell.
Europe´s digital identity is at 98%. EUDI4Cardano, funded via Catalyst Fund 14, connecting EUDI credentials with verification on Cardano.
Our first Team is working on an AI project for a German gGmbH, targeting completion in early 2027.
We are building towards: Access controll, investment & payments using Cardano and Midnight. AI connects people and projects. The hubs give teams a place to work complient under GDPR & ISMS standards. On-Chain infrastructure is the next piece.
A shout-out to @realfi_co, too. Maybe EURrf next?
First project ✔️ First hub 🔜 multiple across Europe
🤖 Made with AI
Jake | BankFi retweeted
the vault opens monday
management seems excited
we're not sure they've considered what happens after
once you mint us, you can't put us back
we've made sure of that
mint here: opensea.io/collection/vaultl…
Jake | BankFi retweeted
HR has finalized our hiring schedule
monday, oct 26 🗓️
GTD: 8am – 10am ET (oct 26)
FCFS: 10am (oct 26) – 8am ET (oct 27)
PUBLIC: 8am ET (oct 27 onwards)
we've been told punctuality is important
we've purchased 17 alarm clocks
you should too
vaultlings.io
Jake | BankFi retweeted
we've finally figured out payroll
rarity + class determine our share of the rewards pool
powered by real business operations with @BankFiOfficial
our salary expectations remain completely unreasonable
hire us this monday
Jake | BankFi retweeted
we saw tech stocks making billions
so we made a website
we assume the billions come next
vaultlings.io
Jake | BankFi retweeted
we made a discord
having a good time is company policy
we've also made everyone employee of the month
congratulations
come join: discord.gg/vaultlings
Jake | BankFi retweeted
we predicted the future
here's what happens next
1. the great escape: 2,265 of us leave the bankfi vault
2. hiring season: we find employers on robinhood chain
3. making bank: jobs, salaries, portfolios & climbing the ranks
4. corporate ladder: strategies, events & new business friends
5. building an empire: we start our own companies
we predict this will make us very important
Jake | BankFi retweeted
we have over 500 followers now
we did the math
bigger number = better collection
we have informed bankfi that we are now a blue chip
they disagree
thank you for your continued support
wen money?
Jake | BankFi retweeted
I'm working on a concept that only midnight can bring to the cryptocurrency space that solves most of the problems. Almost have all of it designed conceptually. It's the magnum opus of my career
























