Alex

never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party

finding a cave that you can turn into an elytra map is probably the best accidental feature of any game ever

Fox News asks young voters their opinions on Trump

Clavicular GENUINELY believes that girls are more ATTRACTED to him, when he WIGGERMAXES rather than when he wears $10,000 custom made suits 😳

Amanda seyfried calling Charlie Kirk a fucking pussy to Elizabeth Holmes’ psychopath maga husband’s face lives in my head rent free.

Dylan Sprouse reveals he and twin brother Cole are “children of incest” due to generations of intermarriage between their parents’ families: “I’ve found a lot of family members, weirdly, who I never met, because my dad’s side of the family is pretty fractured. I started to talk to them, compare and contrast. I’d only ever thought that identical twins or twins in general came from my mom’s side of the family. We had seven sets of twins in four generations. Which is crazy. And the reason we have a lot of twins is because it’s the same family! I started to get suspicious because I found out that [our father’s] uncles were identical twins. One of my aunts was a twin, but she was one of the twins who ate her twin in the womb, and when they cut open a cyst in her shoulder, it had teeth and hair.”