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professional line and box scribe

Barnsley, England
Joined May 2008
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Danny Jones retweeted
Computers are quite simple to explain. You see, they are just like the body. Let's start with the processor- that's the brain. The RAM, this I guess is also the brain. Now the hard drive, this too is the brain. The video card is more brain. Ok. I hope this has been helpful.
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If Delboy sold that antique watch for 6 million quid today he’d just about be able to buy his flat in Peckham.
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Why does this look like a thin version of me?
Incoming news for #TeamPixel, got my hands on the latest Google Pixel 8 Pro limited edition mint colour*, who’s joining me? 👀 #ad *Pixel 8 devices available in mint while stocks last
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I might have to wait 5410 years, but it’ll be worth it.
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Replying to @RishiSunak
The War on Pedestrians and Normal Life by Rishi Sunak and the motoring lobby.
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Off to make Dead Tycoon Manager
Most 'profitable' words in Steam game titles🤑 #gamedev #indiedev #indiegamedev
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The modern version of the adage should be “Don’t follow your heroes”. Most of mine have turned out to be problematic at best on social media.
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Not sure why cats love pooping in gravel so much. The only upside seems to be that the neighbours no longer talk to me.
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Danny Jones retweeted
One of my favorite books of any genre
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What the hell, Everyman Cinemas? I booked the last available seat for Tetris The Movie and the whole row disappeared.
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Danny Jones retweeted
I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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I know this
SGI's 3D File System Navigator (1993)
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What’s the name of that show where Pedro Pascal finds a young funny looking kid that’s special and grows to love them while transporting them across dangerous environments? – at Barnsley, England
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Already bored of “Anti Growth Coalition” – at Barnsley, England
NO TIME FOR LOVE DOCTOR JONES 🥹
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Danny Jones retweeted
“KIDS, leave the fecking sign in the kitchen where it belongs!”
Tory party, the decision is yours #giantdouchevsturdsandwich – at Barnsley, England
Didn’t expect a fire to be visible outside my bedroom window today. What once was a beautiful green hill is now a black charred mound.
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