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God protects fools and drunks. I qualify for both.

Lee's Summit, MO
Joined February 2010
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Just for those needing clarification: This is a catch against 133 FBS teams. Unfortunately, Texas is the 134th. Apparently, the rules come with a burnt-orange exception. 🙄🏈
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Danny Goode retweeted
If the referee in this Texas vs. Mizzou game was honest.
🤖 Made with AI
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Ricky Vaughn
When I say "loose cannon" who's the first athlete you think of?
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Yessss!!!
“It’s not an orange you can sit with” “And I don’t like pumpkins” It’s Alabama-Tennessee week, sports fans, which means time to watch the greatest sports rant of all-time…
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Gators call in show, guy says Baugh had a bad game because “he hasn’t been getting any pussy”. And then the host said he will be referring the caller to the University Police Department. For what though?🤣
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Danny Goode retweeted
The garage is my favorite place to get in trouble
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Absolutely. I did it for 6 years and those 6 years were phenomenal years. Wouldn’t trade that time with my boys for anything. I did work part time in the evenings. But luckily was able to do that.
Your wife makes $20k/month. You only make $5k/month. Your wife tells you: “Stay home with the kids. My income is enough to provide for the family. Men… would you stay home?
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At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play ball together for the last time, and nobody knew it… 😮‍💨
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this is actually a pretty smart move
Lane Kiffin is one funny mf boy 😂😂😂
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Danny Goode retweeted
Best use of a Limp Bizkit song ever?
𝐌𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐢𝐱 💿 It’s just one of those days.
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Small mouth on the board. I don’t get too many chances to catch one of these. Thought I had a good sized trout. So great surprise.
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New knife, same results.
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Seriously??? That food looks awful. This is as bad as having a Dickey's BBQ in MIZZOU arena.
North end zone residents gonna eat well this fall
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these are the best
Eli Manning pranking a few of today greats at the fed ex st Jude classic this year🤣🤣🤣
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First 5lb bass I’ve ever caught. Even better that I made the spinner bait that I caught it on.
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Little Miss Daisy found some new friends. Tom, his brother Tom and his other brother Tom.
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Let's go @rportugal3
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 En Escocia hay un pub al que NO puedes llegar en coche. No hay carretera. Para tomarte una cerveza en The Old Forge, tienes dos opciones: ⛴️ cruzar un lago en ferry 🥾 o caminar unos 25 km por una de las zonas más remotas de Escocia. Y precisamente por eso merece la pena llegar hasta allí ↓🧵
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