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i’m clevvaaaaaa β€’ artist πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨βœπŸ½πŸ’…πŸ½β€’ seer β€’ lover of all things beauty & black women centered πŸ’“β€’ astrology obsessed β€’ 😘🩷

looking for my Tide pen…
Joined September 2014
So blessed to be a bitch that was born with it. This is NOT Maybelline.
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Definitely the second one, my nephew at 8 years old informed me of the truth πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«
I promise they told us camels hold water in their humps, and our blood is blue until it reaches oxygen.
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I need more Cécred everything 🫩
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Somebody should’ve gave him the ball πŸ˜‚
One of the Corgis in the #Panthers Corgi Race decided to go rogue. Group effort to take him down πŸ˜‚ #KeepPounding
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During the era of Millenial optimism, Thursday nights at the club were always sexier than the weekend.
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I really never had a desire to visit Mississippi but I do now.
This is why I keep saying this isn’t something I did. The people did it. So glad the nation is getting to see Mississippi and all its fierceness. #MississippiMatters
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"I don’t want Jared Kushner to be investigated because he’s the president’s son-in-law. I want him investigated because he’s potentially laundered and embezzled $2 billion dollars in funds from the governments of Saudi Arabia and the UAE. I don’t want Stephen Miller investigated because he’s a racist ghoul who’s at the center of the Trump brain trust. I want him investigated because he’s a racist ghoul who has violated the due-process rights of millions of people and, potentially, directly violated court orders. I don’t want Pete Hegseth investigated because he’s a toxic psychopath who is unqualified to lead America’s military forces. I want him investigated because he’s a fucking murderer who needs to spend the rest of his life in jail, either in this country or The Hague." thenation.com/article/politi…
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β€œhow did you survive it?” I didn’t. I’m somebody else now
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Jill Jones β€œWoke up to MSNow doing a Prop Piece on Hakeem Jeffries. Looks like everyone is more intent on making the story about him being the first black house speaker than listening to what the people want. I used to be a supporter of his but just feel he’s same old same old. He didn’t endorse Mamdani. He didn’t speak out in support of El Sayed. Never Forget that BAFFLING MOMENT IN April 2024, Congress had an opportunity to strengthen Americans’ privacy protections by requiring warrants for certain searches of their communications collected through federal surveillance. The amendment failed in a 212 to 212 tie. Jeffries voted AGAINST it. Had he voted yes it would have passed. Think about that. The Democratic leader had an opportunity to protect a fundamental civil liberty and chose otherwise. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ So before the media starts celebrating the historic possibility of our first Black House Speaker, I’d like to know exactly what kind of leadership we’re celebrating? Per a friend of mine. β€œI’d like to know details of why he’d meet privately with f jarod kushner?”
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Its these two
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β€œWhen you get done with this you should be butt ass naked, ok?” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Never forget when KG stopped mid interview because he didn't like Craig Sager's outfit
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The collective truly has been going thru it.
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Love black women so much. This is who manned my polling station. It was an army, & they all thanked me for making my voice heard πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
My ears focus in on something new every time I watch this video:
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Everybody lost their job πŸ₯°
The before and after pics of Georgia's 8 constitutional officers is remarkable.
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Don’t forget the blatant & overt racism. That has become so acceptable that it isn’t even acknowledged anymore.
Republicans will spend time and treasure, likely years and millions of dollars, for consultants and experts and pundits to find out what went wrong and how this happened. Save your money and don’t waste your time. The answer came 10 years ago by a Senator from South Carolina who didn’t live to see his prophetic words come to pass. β€œIf we nominate Donald Trump we will get destroyed…and we will deserve it.” Republicans blew up their party, their values, their dignity and decency for a man who wasn’t even a Republican. Unilateral tariffs on our allies by executive orders isn’t conservative. Siding with Vladimir Putin’s murderous war in Ukraine isn’t conservative. Accepting a bribe from a foreign country in the form of an airplane that costs hundreds of millions of dollars isn’t conservative. Turning untrained thugs in masks loose in our communities to murder American citizens in cold blood isn’t conservative. Threatening to invade and conquer a sovereign country, an ally, isn’t conservative. Pardoning people who assaulted law enforcement officers isn’t conservative. The list is too long and too exhausting to contemplate. Republican law makers lit themselves on fire for a thrice married, sociopathic, mentally unstable reality tv personality who bragged about acing a test to check for dementia and spoke about the asses of male candidates for the US Senate. There was a time when I believed we should welcome any of them who finally spoke up back into polite society. But that ship has sailed. These people should live in shame for the rest of their days, shunned and repudiated in history books, never to hold a position that requires the public trust ever again.
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Nobody takes better pics of me than Aquarius placements. Truly hate asking anyone else.
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β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
TEXAS IS BLUEπŸ’™ BEYONCE DROP ACT 3
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Pluto in Aquarius trine Uranus in Gemini vibes πŸ₯°
Texas is officially is BLUE STATE. Democrats swept ALL statewide races that were on the ballot last night. β€’ U.S. Senate (James Talarico over Ken Paxton) β€’ Governor (Gina Hinojosa over Greg Abbott) β€’ Lieutenant Governor (Vikki Goodwin over Dan Patrick) β€’ Attorney General (Nathan Johnson over Mayes Middleton) β€’ Comptroller (Sarah Eckhardt over Don Huffines) β€’ Railroad Commissioner (Jon Rosenthal over Bo French) β€’ Land Commissioner (Benjamin Flores over Dawn Buckingham) β€’ Agriculture Commissioner (Clayton Tucker over Nate Sheets) They also swept all 10 statewide judicial races that were on the ballot. β€’ 4 seats on the Texas Supreme Court (including Chief Justice) β€’ 3 seats on the Court of Criminal Appeals β€’ All 3 seats on the Fifteenth Court of Appeals
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I love him
Michigan Senate Candidate Abdul El-Sayed crushes Sky News as polls close in the Midterms: β€˜Like five people watch Sky News in the US’
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🚨NEW: Democrat Dr. Annie Andrews has defeated Republican Darline Graham in the South Carolina U.S. Senate race, flipping this seat blue for the first time in 30 years. RETWEET to congratulate @AnnieAndrewsMD on her historic victory!
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