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Drew Hylbert

@dhylbert

I try to write software. I'm here for cars, sports, and tomfoolery. I used to be brutally honest, but Twitter sucks now. #sorrynotsorry

 Boulder, CO
Joined April 2008
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. -MLK #LeadersWithClass – at San Francisco, CA
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Ben Devine
@Chicago_NFLJun 1
Cost decision to build a Bears stadium: Hammond - ZERO taxes for 40 years - $1B funds from IN for stadium - $700M from IN for infrastructure Arlington - $50M to $200M annual tax bill - ZERO funds for stadium - ZERO infrastructure costs covered #DaBears
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Country Chord
@CountryChordApr 30
David Allan Coe has passed away at the age of 86. According to multiple reports, he died around 5pm ET today (Wed, April 29) in the hospital. No official cause of death has been released at this time.
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Suspect Arrested, Released from Jail and Immediately Steals @boulder_fire Engine Full news release: bouldercolorado.gov/news/sus… @BldrCOSheriff @LongmontPS #BoulderColorado
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DraftKings Sports
@DKSportsApr 7
The Utah Mammoth unveiled their “Zammoth” Zamboni 🦣 So naturally, we had to see what a few other teams might look like 👀
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The trauma was real..
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Old Bud Light Commercial
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If you come upon an intersection with a dark or non-functioning traffic signal, please treat it as a 4-way stop #Boulder #BoulderColorado
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“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.” — Thomas Sowell
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You can see me a couple rows behind this guy. Great time at Ball Arena last night. #GoAvsGo
B/R Open Ice (@BR_OpenIce) profile pictureB/R Open Ice
@BR_OpenIce12 Nov 2025
FAN CAUGHT THE PUCK THEN CHUGGED A BEER 😭 CROWD WENT CRAZY 😅
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Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory buff.ly/xF0W9Ei
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NFL
@NFL9 Sep 2025
10/10 National Anthem. No notes.
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Mark Spindel@PotomacRC25 Jul 2025
“And this is where we adjust the interest rate.”
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We all started somewhere. They just started at Illinois.
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Imagine if United Center was instead named Vienna Beef Center
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It only took us 410 days to build the Empire State Building in the year 1930. We’ve literally become less capable, drowning ourselves in red tape and regulation.
Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) profile pictureGeiger Capital
@Geiger_Capital8 Jul 2025
16 months ago, the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed in Baltimore after a cargo ship hit it. We still haven’t started rebuilding a new bridge. In fact, they are just starting to demolish the old remains this week. China would have built 10 bridges by now.
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Mike
@db9mike23 Jun 2025
If I was president I’d close our national deficit by selling advertising packages to big tobacco companies. Marlboro stealth bomber, the U.S.S NEWPORT, etc.
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NHL
@NHL18 Jun 2025
Hardest photo of the year just dropped 😤 #StanleyCup
Matthew Tkachuk smoking a cigar while holding a beer and champagne in the locker room.

ALT Matthew Tkachuk smoking a cigar while holding a beer and champagne in the locker room.

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The only thing bipartisan in DC is bankrupting the American people.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk3 Jun 2025
I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore. This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination. Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.
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Scottie has as many wins as the Rockies in May
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CSP Boulder
@CSP_Boulder16 May 2025
PUBLIC OPINION SURVEY: Should Colorado allow police to impound vehicles used in illegal street racing or life-threatening reckless driving (even if the driver isn’t ID’d right away) as long as the owner can challenge it and reclaim their car if they weren’t involved? #Colorado
70%YES
17%NO
13%DEPENDS ON SAFEGUARDS
526 votes • Final results
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