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me restarting the song because the part that hurts me the most didn't hurt me enough
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why would u ever want to be friends with benefits with a man? like what benefits are u getting aside from a life lesson
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My homie finger dipped the bag too early while the girls are getting ready and now he on the phone w his granny talking up a storm
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Replying to @dickolasgrayson
goddammit! is a gay atheist chicken place too much to ask for?
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Happy 25th anniversary of the day Barney the Dinosaur exploded on live TV. #MacysThanksgivingParade #Macys
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This dog has a digestive issue so his family made him a chair so that he can actually eat 😭
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if i were a 300 year old immortal vampire, i would simply not enrol in a local high school
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at some point every straight man has to choose between making fun of astrology or getting laid
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It's one week and a day until I get to see the greatest band in the world, American rock band My Chemical Romance
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A pregnant woman in Dallas was pulled over for using the HOV lane and is arguing that her unborn fetus should count as a passenger because of Texas' abortion laws. Let the mental gymnastics begin.
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if yo mama ever fed me, let me sleep over, gave me a ride home from school/extracurricular activities, or even just comforted me, happy Mother’s Day to her.
























