i just don't think the human lifespan is long enough to justify spending five days of every week doing something i'd rather not be doing

my favorite type of shrimp 🍤

another week of forced participation in the labor market

how it feels to develop feelings for someone you'd need the cooperation of two governments and a commercial airline just to hold hands with

well ok then

thanks!

one of my favorite parts of the day is when my orange cat reverts to having one brain cell and spends ten minutes doing zoomies all over my apartment until he's exhausted. then he eats a treat and promptly goes to sleep for three hours. i love him so much

yayy another reason to post mine 💚

no maybe about it

today's reminder

update: i got a cat

Yes