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Joined October 2017
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Learned about phrase yolo on NPR. It is what all the "kids" are saying. "You only live once." Better take that to heart as I am getting old.
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FETTERWOMAN! Except he’s a Senator and she ain’t shit
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Makin it extra spooky this year 🎃 Happy Halloween! 👻
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Yaxel Lendeborg is that guy who acts way too comfortable at work the first week at a new job
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This warriors lakers game is must see tv and it’s week 2
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Respect the Cup
The chase for the NBA Cup begins TONIGHT 🏀 Who's taking home the trophy this year? 🏆
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In short: an Israeli psyop to turn everyone into nazis
Huge news! For 3 years @SohanDsouza & I have investigated a covert paid ad campaign pushing anti-Muslim, anti-migrant & anti-Qatar hate speech across Europe, Lebanon & the US. Today we publish Manufacturing the “Great Replacement”: 533M recorded exposures in 30 countries. 1/25
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.@the_andrey_x and I were charged with assault, along with five other offenses. After being kept up all night and interrogated for seven hours, we finally saw a judge. He watched the footage and concluded it was clearly a one-sided attack and that we were the victims. His response was to ban us from the West Bank for two months, let the police keep my phone, and bring no charges against the settlers he had just watched attack us.
Hi, I'm free. Beat up but fine. Police stole my phone. Settlers punched me in the face several times, likely broke @AdeleShoko's wrist and gave @the_andrey_x a concussion. They threatened to shoot us with an assault rifle over and over. Will tell the full story later, but for now, I just want to be clear about what happened. We witnessed two settlers locking a military gate in Umm al-Khair, blocking the only way to more than twenty Palestinian communities: trapping families inside, preventing students from reaching school and workers from their jobs, blocking delivery of food and access to ambulances, etc. It's a crime that the military has this ability at all--but last night, we discovered that random settler terrorists also have the key. We confronted them and began asking questions on camera, and they nearly murdered us for it. When the police finally arrived, they arrested Andrey and me and charged us with assault. The gate is still locked.
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I farted while giving my cat a squeezy treat and she acted like a bomb went off
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DARIUS ACUFF JR. I LOVE YOU
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Happy Halloween.
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Nobody helps a team win like Johnny Manziel
News: Trump is bringing three football stars — Johnny Manziel, Colt McCoy and Danny Amendola — onto the campaign trail in Texas tomorrow The play: Turn football fans into midterm voters — especially the young men who helped Trump win in '24 axios.com/2026/10/26/trump-s…
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jay 🆗 retweeted
Don’t let imposter syndrome define you. Embrace actual incompetence.
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Rightwingers should spend less time complaining about Brazilian elections online and focus on getting custody of their kids
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Recruiting assassins via x the everything app is very on brand for this regime
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander went pick 2 in my fantasy league lol
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Yaxel is my guy I love this dude
Yaxel Lendeborg said he “lost all respect” for Luka Doncic after facing him tonight because he said Doncic was “complaining the entire game.” On his interaction with Doncic: “I told him he sucks. He can’t score on me.” Full soundbite
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If they want us to keep getting vaccinated for covid I suggest they make one that doesn’t make me feel like dog ass for 2 days
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