just saw an ad for Subway that was like "now serving freshly sliced deli meat". we're they not slicing the meat in shop this whole time lmao
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listening to people who are bad at impressions try to do impressions is one of my favorite things
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npr has a lot of nerve running a show called "all things considered" when they haven't ONCE considered the proper size and shape of a poop knife
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babe wake up a new, worse, beto just dropped
My name is Isaiah Martin and I’m running to become the next Gen-Z member of the United States Congress — because democracy is only guaranteed if we fight for it. #TX18
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