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Colt

@dimpledwonder

I talk about Texas Football probably a little bit too much tbh || he/him || Texas MSCS

Joined September 2016
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The disrespect our fans give the QB who brought us from the worst decade in our history to back to back 11 win seasons and CCG championships and playoffs is extremely upsetting to me
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Tapping the sign on this lovely Monday night
Colt (@dimpledwonder) profile pictureColt@dimpledwonder15 Aug 2025
The most baffling thing I see about CFB is the overwhelming belief that if Mike Elko is the coach, the team is going to be good. Mike Elko's BEST record was 9-4 at duke in 2022. Duke was worse in 2023 and then got better when he wasn't there in 2024
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Terrible take… How about you talk about the sorry ass rush lanes?? You want a safety who is in man coverage to leave his man and go tackle the qb cause the rush lanes terrible? If you really wanna talk ball send clips my way!
Ryan Fowler (@_RyanFowler_) profile pictureRyan Fowler
@_RyanFowler_Nov 9
This is unacceptable from Drew Mukuba. There’s a lot you can’t control in the game of football, but you sure can control your effort and fire that you play with. This isn’t it. 🗣️⤵️
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Disgusting behavior
Southeastern Conference (@SEC) profile pictureSoutheastern Conference
@SEC19h
NEWS | Ole Miss fined $250,000 for football game interruption, caused by fans throwing debris onto the field: SECsports.social/miss1109
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only a week into woke 3 and russell brand is already behind bars
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZNov 9
🚨 BREAKING: Russell Brand sentenced to 10 years in prison. tmz.me/4BSaRlM
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Elko is the dickbag on the mic that Aggies pretend Sark is
Carter Karels (@CarterKarels) profile pictureCarter Karels
@CarterKarels22h
Followed up and asked Mike Elko if he has long-term confidence in OC Holmon Wiggins: "That's not for now. That's a stupid question, Carter."
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Maybe capitalism is not such a stable economic system if one person’s extra marital affair can cause this much damage.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 9
BREAKING: Nvidia wipes out $325,000,000,000.00 in market cap at the open.
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Arch on his Louisiana connections: “It’s not about me at all this week.” Sources say literally everyone is definitely going to make it about him this week.
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Cignetti desperately trying to figure out how to play Rutgers 10 times a season
On3 (@On3) profile pictureOn3
@On3Nov 9
NEW: Power conferences will be required to play at least 10 P4 opponents starting in 2027, The College Football Playoff announced. on3.com/news/everything-to-k…
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#Texas LB Rasheem Biles’ ranks among P4 LBs: 1st - 3 INT T-2nd - 2 FF T-6th - 18 pressures T-8th - 3 PBU T-10th - 4 sacks 11th - 58.4 QBR against Quite simply the most complete linebacker in the country. Butkus Award loading.
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Absolutely hilarious @AggieFootball will have never made the @SEC championship game despite being in the conference since 2012 #GigEm
Southeastern Conference (@SEC) profile pictureSoutheastern Conference
@SECNov 9
SEC Football Championship Game to conclude historic 35-year run as College Football Playoff expands: SECsports.social/fbchamp35
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Texas would have made the semis lmao
CFP (@CFBPlayoff) profile pictureCFP
@CFBPlayoffNov 9
Here is what the 24-team #CFP bracket would've looked like if it was in place last season 🍿🏆
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Thanks to Texas
Wholesome Football account (@mr_notblah_) profile pictureWholesome Football account
@mr_notblah_Nov 9
Aggies never made it. Ever.
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Texas Football (@TexasFootball) profile pictureTexas Football
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November Arch is here @ArchManning
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Aggies never made it. Ever.
Southeastern Conference (@SEC) profile pictureSoutheastern Conference
@SECNov 9
SEC Football Championship Game to conclude historic 35-year run as College Football Playoff expands: SECsports.social/fbchamp35
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What a joke
ESPN College Football (@ESPNCFB) profile pictureESPN College Football
@ESPNCFBNov 9
Replying to @ESPNCFB
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Arch Manning played his most complete game of the season vs. Mizzou. His best two throws came on his final attempts to help take the lead. Most decisive that he’s been.
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He lied to you, dumbass. Like he lies to everyone lmfaooooo you've just been dumb enough to get on live TV and bow to him
Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) profile pictureTomi Lahren
@TomiLahrenNov 9
Come again?
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Arch Manning, universally known for being protected and not hated
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Breiden Fehoko (@BreidenFehoko) profile pictureBreiden Fehoko
@BreidenFehokoNov 7
I’m tired of Arch Manning being protected because of his last name. This kid stinks.
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Bo I’m American. You aren’t going to deport me. But Texas voters did just deport you out of railroad commissioner race. You should be proud of helping flip the state blue through your sheer stupidity and racism. It’s a huge accomplishment.
Bo French (@bofrench) profile pictureBo French
@bofrenchNov 8
Replying to @emeriticus
Deport
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Jensen getting honeytrapped as the AI bubble pops and his stock tanks is so fucking funny man
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