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how do i purge every single deltarune tweet from my feed someone needs to make a deltarune word-blocklist because i'm a lazy prick i don't mind my oomfs liking it but please keep that shit far away from me <3
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torture crypto bros with tourniquets
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Replying to @senni_eos
⚪🧍🐝👍: ☑️☝️🤱🫳☝️🫨🛒
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Vučić wearing a s̶o̶r̶r̶y̶ T-shirt like a fuckboy who got caught is so funny
Нисам очекивао да ће они спустити лопту, као ни да ће искрено признати пораз, али овај лудак нешто спрема. Нема страха, али да будемо свесни да је далеко од готовог. Како психопата изврће истину ово је језиво.
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Holy shit The seal of approval
.@NYCMayor gets a kiss from Pickles the seal to celebrate his and Councilmember @kaymsanto's $2 million investment in the New York Aquarium
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𝒾𝓉 𝓅𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀
Did you know there was an official PC mouse released for the PS2? Technically it was for Linux for PlayStation 2, but still a funky relic of the time We just found one internally and it's going into the archives
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🚨 NEW: Birmingham residents' bins will not be collected unless they support Israel.
I have joined Birmingham Labour colleagues in writing to the Council Leader. Green cabinet members must publicly disown their party’s “Zionism is Racism” motion. If they refuse, the power sharing agreement must end. Standing against racism requires leadership and action. 👇🏽
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Baikal Baikal
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good morning hazeltwt
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why did so many people like my shitty blink 182 joke
galumph to you every now and then, i never felt so alone again i stop to think at a fishie meal, my thoughts send me on a carouseal
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proud citizen of the federal republic of 2
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AYEEEEEEE EVEN MAMDANI IS #SEALMAXXING LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO #zeehondencentrum #WEC
.@NYCMayor gets a kiss from Pickles the seal to celebrate his and Councilmember @kaymsanto's $2 million investment in the New York Aquarium
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.@NYCMayor gets a kiss from Pickles the seal to celebrate his and Councilmember @kaymsanto's $2 million investment in the New York Aquarium
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Scientists reveal the Aw
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why is he beefing with twitter randoms
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so fucking funny that i used to despise anime back then because younger me would be flabbergasted if he found out future him's primary interest entirely revolves around cute anime girls
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Replying to @sayorisan94
i dont think people really miss the old internet, i think they just miss coming home from school and praying dad didnt eat all the chicken nuggets in the freezer and running over npcs on bikes in liberty city
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foid: I urgently need 3 quid
Grub: I urgently need 160 dollars
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