@dio9sys

researcher | 🦣 @dio9sys@haunted.computer 🦣 | I promise my shitposts aren't official company tweets | she/her

Joined December 2019
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🚨 BEEFARONI NEEDS A HOME 🚨 so my TNR ended up being a big sweet babby so he is gonna need a nice warm home ASAP!! -around 1-2 years old -neutered, vaccinated, chipped -combo test negative -absolute hamb located in the east bay area! pls share and DM me if interested πŸ’—
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BigPEmu, a brand new highly accurate and compatible Atari Jaguar emulator which was used for the Atari 50th Anniversary Collection: richwhitehouse.com/jaguar/in…
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furry fandom is the worst
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A simple script to find objects of a certain size in the Linux kernel github.com/chompie1337/kerne…

GitHub - chompie1337/kernel_obj_finder: Simple script to find kernel objects of a certain size in...

Simple script to find kernel objects of a certain size in the Linux kernel - chompie1337/kernel_obj_finder

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thinking about the greatest comment I’ve ever received again – at Chicago, IL
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My self-driving Tesla crosses four lanes of freeway traffic in an attempt to jackknife an oncoming subaru. In the final seconds of my life, I’m filling out a captcha to try and regain control of the vehicle, but I don’t know which squares in the grid are β€œwoke”
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Replying to @IanJaeger29 @elonmusk
@IanJaegerNPC @elonmusk
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if you're into reversing, you had one of these
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the Berkeley Packet Filter (BPF) is a subsystem of many Unix operating systems wherein all packets are sent to a server in Berkeley, California, which has the firewall rules on it.
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Wow turns out I had never in my life experienced fury until the second I read the sentence "the shooter now claims he is non-binary"
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The one who saved my life and stomped the shooter’s face in was not a drag queen, she is a trans woman. Let’s not call trans women drag queens during this time of grieving over a transphobic attack.
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Cats are so good. There’s just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don’t speak the same language! We’re best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn’t know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!
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⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Critical Infrastructure Alert ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Twitter currently employs 0 furries
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I will never not post the cursed Subway menu board that was at Anthrocon.
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Yo I put 'featherless biped' as my name at Starbucks and the barista called out "BEHOLD A MAN" πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ then the whole place started laughing and dissing Plato's theory of forms 🀣🀣
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bless her little heart
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The internet has poisoned my brain lol cause every time I hear the song "Amazing Grace" I think of this Sonic fanart lmao
A drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog. In the upper left corner is Sonic on his hands and knees crying with the text "Sonic was once lost..." to the right. Below this text is a standing happy Sonic looking up and radiant, wearing a shiny Cross necklace with text to the left saying "..but now, He is found in Jesus Christ." At the bottom of the meme is text that reads "Blessed is he whose help is the God of Jacob, whose hope is in the LORD his God - Psalm 146:5"

ALT A drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog. In the upper left corner is Sonic on his hands and knees crying with the text "Sonic was once lost..." to the right. Below this text is a standing happy Sonic looking up and radiant, wearing a shiny Cross necklace with text to the left saying "..but now, He is found in Jesus Christ." At the bottom of the meme is text that reads "Blessed is he whose help is the God of Jacob, whose hope is in the LORD his God - Psalm 146:5"

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As an engineer at Twitter, I can confirm that Elon Musk doesn’t understand anything about our website, or coding in general. Not gonna lie, we laugh REALLY hard about it behind his back. We’ve been calling him β€œthe CEO,” but it stands for Code Efficiency 0.
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"diana thirst" (@rlycalm) is a satirical account. "A person claiming to be a Twitter engineer ... who goes by Diana Thirst on Twitter, is a comedian who has been known to post similarly outlandish things before ..." dailydot.com/debug/twitter-… In their own words: "I write satire!" twitter.com/rlycalm/status…
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NEW: Employees who have criticized Elon Musk in Twitter’s Slack channels were fired overnight over email. β€œWe regret to inform you that your employment is terminated immediately,” they’re being told over email. β€œYour recent behavior has violated company policy.”
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FastDoom continues to not only improve the performance of the game, but also adding support for all kinds of video and sound devices. Digitized audio on a PC speaker or AdLib? Sure. DOOM on EGA or CGA? Of course. DOOM in text mode? Sure. github.com/viti95/FastDoom
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