let's be real guys
IF dan and phil ever got married the only way we are learning about it is through an hour long video essay 40 years later
and
IF dan and phil ever had a child the only people who will find out are our great-grandchildren through a time capsule video
dnp: i feel like the phans are not as parasocial about us, they don't even freak out when we touch anymore
pj: let's reheat some nachos
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Replying to @hard4phan
#hltspoilers i mean the computerized pheal does open their mouth when phey have the computerized dialogue … but i’m gonna hc pheal is nonverbal and uses the phail mary phomogachi to communicate
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Dan and Phil Moments That Couldn't Have Happened Before the Hard Launch PART 9 is here! Longest one yet, October was WILD. youtu.be/QKOn0fbt9OI
dan really saw this tweet and said hold my holy water 💪🏻
#hltspoilers #sisterdaniel
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i love dan fishing for compliments from phil, he acts nonchalant but needs to be glazed up at every opportunity and i think its beautiful
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shoutout to this commenter on youtube because this is so accurate
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people are saying my tweet jokes have been too sad this week so i'm rebranding to wholesome howell here's a new meme for you
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“and i DID” gets me every time he was so fucking funny for this
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the hand holding wax candle has this same energy
just an evil man
i'm calling it now, that video will have some inane twist that will make it not romantic at all
dan and phil holding hands and dipping them into wax to make a gay his and his candle at dollywood coming to the patreon this week so dan can laugh at our roomba reaction i feel like i just got a death sentence
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holding hands for a video, that's so cringe and parasocial
dan and phil: so anyway let's put it on patreon
i just love my kings of confusing boundaries
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baking isn’t over just yet, and neither is the ridiculousness…
who’s ready to make some APPLE CINNAMON MUFFINS ✨🍎🥧




























