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they/them. she/her. Director, Actor, Singer

United States
Joined June 2016
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Diva LaMarr retweeted
In honor of the season all masturbation will be sin-free through Christmas. Happy holidays!
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All this cocaine out here and mfs wanna stick they nose in my business
Diva LaMarr retweeted
Y’all ready to boycott Nike over a black man but won’t boycott Catholic Churches for fucking y’all kids
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whenever i hear someone say β€œmy therapist said” my ears perk way up. that’s free therapy
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Diva LaMarr retweeted
I sat next to a woman on the subway just now who had over 20,000 unread emails and reader let me tell you I absolutely switched train cars to avoid having that chaotic energy near me
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Pride month may be over but fear not! June: LGBT Pride 🌈 July: LGBT Wrath 😈 Aug: LGBT Lust πŸ’‹ Sept: LGBT Greed πŸ’ Oct: LGBT Envy πŸ’ Nov: LGBT Gluttony 🀰 Dec-May: LGBT Sloth πŸ’€
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Diva LaMarr retweeted
us: please can we have gun control children are dying government: yanny? πŸ‘‹ \ 😳 || \_ _/Β― Β―\_ or laurel 😜 πŸ‘Š/||\_ _/Β― Β―\_
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Sometimes you have to get in trouble--good trouble, necessary trouble--to make a way out of no way.
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THE SHAPE OF WATER better be sold overseas as YOU FUCKIN' THAT FISH?
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Dear Kobe, Time's up. From, Basketball
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We should change the names of AR-15s to β€œMarco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.
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My views on skating are so skewed now, I'm like, "Wow, Mirai Nagasu pulled off a triple axel despite her heterosexuality."
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Not gone lie, I thought Picasso lived in like 1654 or some bullshit. This painting ass negro died in 1973.
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Diva LaMarr retweeted
catch me on super bowl sunday complaining about how the nfl treats players like objects between my takes on who has the juiciest booty – at Los Angeles, CA
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if i don’t see justin timberlake’s bare dick on national television tonight the super bowl is cancelled
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Bruno Mars looks both hot and like a 79-year-old woman. I look at him and think, β€œDamn, he’s sexy” and also β€œIs that Lena Horne?”
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HE PUT A DESCRIPTION OF THE CONSPIRACY IN AN EMAIL !!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Overheard: If you say "Kamala Harris" three times to a mirror, an old white guy appears and interrupts you.
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NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED
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Diva LaMarr retweeted
Killer vibes today bruh!!! #sangbitch πŸ˜‚ xitter.gq/david_lamarr/status/86…
Just sang through the show with Mark Ballas. πŸ™ŒπŸΎ Los Angeles, y'all ain't ready.
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