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Joined August 2018
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lets set some realistic goals here : jokes banned by 2016. sex banned by 2020. a cop in every household by 2025
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Everyone is so negative. I, for one, think it’s great to see Hockey Canada being a leader in the face of moral trials and tribulations. Google “Hockey Canada Trial” for more info
Statement from Hockey Canada. 🍁 Déclaration de Hockey Canada. 🍁
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Got some new lil guys for sale. They’re 6x6 and I’m letting them go for $50 since I can’t take them home with me.
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Oh honey he’s not up there
A few unusually candid moments from Darline Graham in her final week on the campaign trail: nytimes.com/2026/10/30/us/da…
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I think it's worth saying that much of the UK's current of anti-porn legislation is being driven by terfs who have some really wacky conspiracy theories about porn turning people trans.
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i need a T-shirt that says "I support Palestine Action and BBW face sitting" so i can get doubly arrested in the UK
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211/2,000 so far, please boost and donate if you can. Every little bit helps 🙏
A good friend of mine recently discovered that her boyfriend had been producing (and possibly distributing) child pornography of her daughter. He is now in police custody, but without his rent money she is at risk of losing housing. Please donate 🙏❤️ venmo.com/code?user_id=24978…
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Sergio Aragones’ The Vampire (1970)
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I found the Letterboxd page for a horse that acted in a bunch of old westerns
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not @mikemaniscalco going “its us!” when he saw bert and ernie im crying
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breaking my silence: synthesis ending is nightmare fuel #SaveMassEffect
I really can’t imagine picking anything other than the Synthesis ending for Mass Effect 3 tbh.
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Love being back at an opera festival. At a recital a tenor sets up an encore saying ‘You all know this one’ and it’s Nessun dorma and the audience reacts like it’s Free Bird
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she was so excited to emit carbon
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source. 'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me. My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…
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Agnostics during sex be like: 'oh god or evolution i'm not sure'
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60th anniversary of it's the great pumpkin, charlie brown 🎃
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Way back when, I had a tumblr post about Bugs Bunny thwarting Thanos through Looney Tunes antics and an artist adapted it into a comic. Someone had sent it to Bauza who then posted this. I always treasured it and was touched by his sincere love for Looney Tunes fans
Bugs Bunny (disguised as TSA Agent) vs. Thanos @NeilNevins #AvengersEndgame #MetalDetector
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