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Let down and hanging around. Emily Nyman’s favorite. Sondra’s #1 fan. davejustdave on Bluesky, and dlbags on 🧵.

On a mountain.
Joined May 2009
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I’m convinced every account created since Elon took over is a bot, troll farm account, Nazi, and sock puppet accounts of trolls and racists. This place is very hard to take seriously. It doesn’t reflect the real world at all. Don’t give these blue checks oxygen.
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These dickriders not being able to see the correlation of Elon and other tech bros moving there and plundering lands and making deals to break the Texas constitution for a beach and the left making gains. All Elon has to do is pay his fair share and follow the rules.
Someone said “move to Florida” in the comments. Then what? Just keep uprooting your business and bouncing around the country until these plague of locusts on the left have buried every state in overregulation and taxes? I don’t have an answer, but eventually there will be nowhere left to go. Constantly resettling is not practical.
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You can tell she still has a thing for him.
Why is CNN still platforming Scott Galloway who called for Elon Musk’s execution?
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The copes of the angry white base that can’t accept that the policies aren’t working is scary. Make no mistake maga lost because of Stephen Miller’s quota and Hegseth’s mismanagement which is ultimately Trump’s fault. But let’s pretend it’s Susie and everything is fixed I guess?
I just can't help myself. Honestly, this is better than winning on election night. Why? Now I know what''s coming. No uncertainty.
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They all got their marching orders after 48 hours of staring at the wall drooling.
I’ve heard from a dozen White House staffers. The Stephen Miller decision is a lightning bolt to the administration. Miller is the intellectual bedrock of MAGA. Good staffers are energized to fight a guerrilla insurgency against DC. One tells me… “This is Trump’s ‘F it’ move”
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This alone should disqualify him from ever being president.
Existing cybertrucks will appreciate in value now. Will end up being a collectors item.
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In July I said that the US and Israel, despite all the rhetoric, a gigantic espionage apparatus and enormous amounts of money, still had no idea where the Iranian nuclear program was hidden, its uranium, equipment, and the personnel involved. Here is the post I wrote at the time:
xitter.gq/pati_marins64/status/2… Now CENTCOM is offering $20 million and a visa to anyone who provides information about the program. The most absurd part of all this? These lunatics sent an air convoy of 150 units and more than 200 special forces troops on a failed mission to Isfahan, where they lost planes and helicopters, yet they didn’t even know whether there was nuclear material there. And the reward being offered now confirms it. I say it confirms it because, according to satellite imagery, nothing has been moved from that site since then.
Rewards for Justice is offering a reward of up to $20 million and possible relocation for information about Iran’s nuclear program, including its facilities, equipment, and associated personnel, such as those in the scientific community, or the movement of any of the above. Submit a tip: rewardsforjustice.net/reward…
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Do I give you my routing number or is it a check? If it’s a structured payment plan I may have to call JG Wentworth.
Rewards for Justice is offering a reward of up to $20 million and possible relocation for information about Iran’s nuclear program, including its facilities, equipment, and associated personnel, such as those in the scientific community, or the movement of any of the above. Submit a tip: rewardsforjustice.net/reward…
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Tfw you lose forty seats in the house alone and still think it’s not you.
This is the smartest decision Trump has ever made.
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Muad’Dave retweeted
In case you’re keeping score, Things that died this week: The Republican majority  JD Vance’s political future Election denialism A Red Texas Russell Brand’s freedom Laura Loomer’s podcast Trump on the ballot LIV golf Mike Johnson’s relevance NY 21’s dignity Katie Miller’s voting ability  The “manosphere” Cyber trucks Susie Wiles’s NDA  MAGA influencers’ Iran war support “Total immunity” Pete Hegseth’s sobriety Mid-census redistricting  Elon’s $500 million Vivek Ramaswamy’s concession call  TPUSA Susan Collins’ “concerns” But don’t worry…it’s nothing Stephen Miller can’t solve.
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So he has the same lawyer as Ghislaine Maxwell? Wild.
The Chief of Staff already has a lawyer. The Attorney General of the United States and the Department of Justice.
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The best way to deal with Putin and Russia is keep funding Ukraine until Putin has his breakfast poisoned by one of his allies because only the American right (that he pays) thinks he's in some strong position when many in Russia are tired of him and this war.
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RW influencers are back online I guess.
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Merchant marine guy who thinks he's part of the military has thoughts y'all.
The Three Horsemen of the Midterm Apocalypse 🧵 Name drops incoming. Fuck it. I’m about to bleed truth, then jump on my yacht and sail into the deep ocean. Markwayne can send a cutter out to harass me. IDGAF. Let the chips fall where they may. Why? Because PEOPLE ARE POLICY I absolutely LOVE that people are finally waking up to the fact that Susie Wiles sidelined hitters like Elon Musk. Let me state this emphatically: PEOPLE ARE POLICY. PEOPLE ARE POLICY. PEOPLE ARE POLICY. Susie controlled who had access to the president. And because she hangs every little leak up like a wanted poster, ACCESS MATTERS. IDK WTF she waved into the Oval Office just before the bombs dropped on Iran. At my own expense, I spent an entire week, my burthday week, in DC trying to find out. For an insider like me, this had been the most transparent administration in history. No door I pushed on was closed. Until that week. That week, the only door open to me was Hegseth, who, for obvious reasons, couldn’t tell me why warships were piling up off Iran and the USCG evacuated all assets while leaving US Merchant Marine ships with their sterns flapping in the wind. He didn’t have to. The reason was obvious. He was following orders from the White House. A building in which Susie controls who walks in and who does not. PEOPLE ARE POLICY If Susie wants to avoid going down in history as the worst White House chief of staff since H. R. Haldeman, she needs to sit for multiple long-form podcast interviews. Then kick the MF White House press corps out of the building, bring in actual based people willing to ask the hard questions that MATTER, and stand there and answer them honestly. What killed Biden and Kamala more than anything? GASLIGHTING. And we’ve been gaslit on critical questions like who TF pushed out based people like Musk, Isaacman, Waltz, Ortagus, and Ruger. STOP THE GASLIGHTING. Now, I FULLY admit Trump has been 100 times more transparent than Biden or Kamala ever was. But when it comes to personnel decisions—why DOGE rock stars were slow-rolled, who TF advocated for the Iran war, and WTF our Middle East envoy @SteveWitkoff did after firing his based-AF (though admittedly huge Lindsey Graham fanboy) #2—the administration has been a BLACK HOLE. And on a few issues, the gaslighting was EXTREME. Go back and read the administration’s reactions to that Vanity Fair hit piece on Wiles. EVERYONE wrote long posts pouring out praise so effusive you’d think a Hallmark AI bot had written them. NB: I don’t believe 90% of what Vanity Fair wrote. They’re MSM hacks. Calling bullshit on them was fanfuckingtastic. But you don’t write gushy, ebullient, fulsome praise without a PINCH of criticism and expect us to believe everyone isn’t just falling in line like Democrats after another Pete Buttigieg fuckup. But blaming everything on Susie, who deserves plenty of blame, doesn’t tell the full story. And the leading narrative “It’s all Pete Hegseth’s fault because ” is utter bullshit because he executed a plan given him by the White House. 1/6
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Landslide winning because your daddy is shit at his job, it’s the Democrat’s fault even tho literally none of them have taken their offices yet? Okay. It can never be Trump’s fault.
Democrats own this. They now own EVERYTHING. If you voted for this or sat this election out, just remember: YOU did this.
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Guy who said we aren’t going to spend time on retribution that took a very suss meeting with Jared Kushner; who needs a very robust investigation, ain’t the guy to lead this new era imo. Corruption ranked very high in swing voters and the base for the turnout this midterm.
Dear White progressives, You wanna skip over the 1st black speaker in a party full of black people ??!!🙄
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This guy is such a clown. (Wears more makeup than one.) “the other side”??? Motherfucker you work for only one side, the American people. This is not a partisan appointment.
At the War Department: We Stand. We Fight. We Defend the Republic.
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And like clockwork the election cope of land votes begins. The dumbest people are on here.
Rural conservatives in deep-blue states are effectively governed without consent. In New York, Republicans win most counties yet still lose statewide by 20 points because dense urban and suburban voters in New York City and its suburbs cast the decisive ballots and vote overwhelmingly Democratic. The result is that rural and upstate communities pay the taxes, live under the regulations, and absorb the costs set by politicians they consistently reject. Same story in California and Illinois. Population density has become a veto over the rest of the state.
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.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
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