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I met some American girls on holiday in Italy who said they were missing American food, then listed off a bunch of fast food chains they like
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dirty martinis being the default martini is dry martini erasure. i am being silenced for my expressing my opinions
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you mention that americans don't know how to season food and all of a sudden they're in your replies name dropping 100 different brands of bbq sauce and cheese dust like that counts or we give a fuck
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like if your country's cuisine has multiple dishes that include MARSHMALLOWS I think you need to sit down reflect
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i don't really use twitter much anymore but i have returned to brag about getting picked up by a couple over the weekend. it was HOT and very fun. i think i'm into being a third now
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I know Meg loves a cover but making a cover your title track? I'm going to resurrect Ms Gore so you can apologise directly to her face
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tummy full of edible gummies I'm feeling yummy juicy tracksuit whenever I'm feeling bummy
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So who is coming to visit me for dark mofo 🥺
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I don't really pay attention to seppo politics but I'm sure they're having like 3 no kings days a year
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**** **** should **** *******
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call me Jackson Pollock the way I paint poles
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come on now
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got to trivia late, only had time for 2 pints and we came 5th (out of 7). when we used to do trivia and i had time for 5 pints, we came 1st or 2nd every time. i can only assume beer gives me super powers, super intelligence etc
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Replying to @quiet_homeboy
do fung to others as other would do bung to you…
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I'm not entirely sure how having gochujang and cumin seeds in your pantry is quirked up chungus behaviour but I'm quite certain we don't really need to accept cooking tips from an american
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Youse put whipped cream (from a can probably) on salads and marshmallows on savoury dishes lol shut da fuck up about food
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a second Very Long Hair has hit my left eyebrow
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noticing an uptick in 45 minute lore analysis videos of 90 second game trailers, sorry but you will never be vaati
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I've found myself with a whole day by myself in Brunswick.. what's good? who's around? what's happening?
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