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only tmasc on phannie twt; rivals addict; self proclaimed "comedian" ^__^

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Joined July 2023
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
The 11 Democrats who didn’t vote on Hegseth’s impeachment:
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
perdón pero si vas a 3+ shows en un mismo tour ya te veo raro y si vas a más de DIEZ te considero stalker con muchos privilegios 💀
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
Breaking my silence: This tour sold out of m&g so fast so I think it's a little greedy/unfair to get MULTIPLE m&g tickets for multiple shows when there's a lot of people that lost that opportunity.
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
I said I’d never do an album again but shit I just got cheated on several times so you might get one
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
finished a show and tried to check ao3 to see if anyone else saw the same ship i did
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
>Entry level position >2-3 years experience
Job hunting in 2026 will have you wishing that Covid wiped baby boomers off the face of the earth
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I've honest to God never seen a cis person in power stand up for a trans woman like this, ESPECIALLY when she was clearly just gonna sit there and take it (something I often do daily myself) Maybe this actually *is* woke 3.0 holy shit
BREAKING: Democratic Rep. Sarah McBride just flipped the script and left MAGA Rep. Keith Self speechless after he intentionally misgendered her. This is amazing.
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
We’re losing the 36 year old grandmother who gave a handjob and vaped during a family friendly performance of Beeteljeuse in Congress 💔 we used to be a classy country
In memory of Lauren Boebert’s last day in Congress, enjoy this video of her ripping a vape, giving her date a hand job, and being kicked out of a theater.
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
ok❤️
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
Fucking dead
i hanged myself when i was 6 i pretended to be an astronaut in space and i saw they had rope-like things connected to their suits but i didnt want to tie it around my stomach because i would get bad stomachaches back then so i tied the rope around my neck and jumped off the porch
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
UNITED STATES OF WOKE
Freshman Senators share selfie at new member orientation.
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
we never seeing a deal above 50% ever again
Get these 10%, 15% , 25% Black Friday “deals” out of my face
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tears in my eyes bro
Replying to @kyung_smol @goosemi
So I made this for nothing then
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Replying to @kyung_smol @goosemi
So I made this for nothing then
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
matthew lillard reaching out to dan and phil after they watched scream on the patreon to thank them for their contributions to the queer community is literally the best thing that has happened this year oh my heart
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
asking dan and phil to recreate this at my m&g
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
Thanks Springtrap
it’s ok to cry we all have our limit
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
THAT BLUE WAVE GOT HIM SEEING GHOSTS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trump Admits His Deportation Policy Was “Too Tough” in 60 Minutes Interview
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
“hey please stop showing me pictures with meat in them, it makes me uncomfortable” i am begging y’all to learn to communicate with your friends
How am i supposed to react when my non vegan friends show me pics of stuff they cook like "look what i made!" Genuinely what am i supposed to do
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caspian ⋆。°✩ 🔻 retweeted
like season 1 was genuinely good but now you say "stranger things" and i think of this
it is just kind of crazy how hard stranger things 5 killed that shows legacy. feels like it went from a cultural titan to just That one thing with the stupid ending. maybe im in an echo chamber? but
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