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This is a parody/cult leader account.

Nebraska
Joined July 2009
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David Sievers (Parody) retweeted
The EIDL scammers are about to pivot to Tariff Refund scammers. DON'T GIVE ANYONE AUTHORITY TO GET YOUR REFUND OR TAKE A % OF THE REFUND. If there are refunds to be had, people like me and @AlexYancher will show you how to get them for yourself.
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I'm basically only doing this so I can go on twitter and try to impress @KevinEspiritu somehow. The rest is madness.
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Idk why it spaced it like that but it looks crazier so I'm leaving it.
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David Sievers (Parody) retweeted
Since 2019, we've worked with hundreds of college sports communication teams. We’ve seen first-hand just how much time, energy, and passion they pour into their work. Every single day. Without a doubt, college sports communicators are some of the hardest-working people in college athletics. We've built so many incredible relationships over those past seven years, and when we started developing FanWord Assist, we genuinely just wanted to help them. We aren't a random tech/AI company that happens to also serve college sports. We built this 𝗳𝗼𝗿 college sports communication teams. And we make it a point that this is reflected in our product, our customer service, and every other fiber of our business. Beyond grateful for partners like Kyle Ferguson (AD at @fpusunbirds) who recognize this. 🙏 Kyle has been a supporter since day one and messages like this one below get our team more fired up than you can imagine. Thank you, Kyle, for sharing this with us. 🚀 @fanword | @CollSportsComm | @smallcollegeath
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David Sievers (Parody) retweeted
You really can't miss a day on this website
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David Sievers (Parody) retweeted
AI investments accounted for 1.3% of the 3% the GDP grew last quarter
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There's no question this is true.
Fun fact: every $1B+ Tech IPO founder in the last 24 months uses Android. iPhones are great if you're into avocado toast, vibes, and the capped valuations of zombie companies. Android is for builders.
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Several times a year I think about what @Totalbiscuit would have to say about this or that and I'm pretty sure that while he was with us he was saving the world.
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Can we all agree that watching him react to the pirate software stuff lately would be excellent content?
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There is no way Facebook is running billions for dollars for millions of advertisers through their ads manager dashboard. There aren't enough people in the world willing to torture themselves like this.
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You guys really trying to say Aquaman isn't real?
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Choose your own adventure spam? cc: @alischwanke
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Door dash has crazy good latency on its driver tracker.
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David Sievers (Parody) retweeted
I told @Shopify's ai that their AOV calculations on our store are delusional, and it agreed. fyi @harleyf @liam_at_shopify
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David Sievers (Parody) retweeted
If I sell 500,000,000 of these I’ll make an official bid to buy the team.
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Reposted without comment.
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect
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Anyone else have trade partners in China who are being absolutely awesome during this crazy period? We had a great email exchange with one of ours yesterday.
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“The market is a bloodbath. I’ve been in the trenches all day. This is an all out war. My portfolio has taken a hit” Tyler, 22, $1400 in his Robinhood account
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I know it's only been 248 years, but can someone please spoil "The Wealth of Nations" for the president?
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