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//Alright since I'm bored and got nothing better to do I'ma set a follower goal and follow it this time but if I can get to five hundred followers just whenever I'll buy a dress like this

Guys this is my new fnaf oc green girl she's like purple guy but green and instead of putting dead children inside animatronics she puts living children in animatronics

If you show a piece of media with even a slight amount of not blatantly obvious themes Twitter users will post some shit like "erm this doesn't make any sense" like no shit shirlock you didn't give anything any amount of thought.

When you transition you get a slightly evil doppelganger

Dude what the hell does this mean

They got me working at 4 am this is fucked up

What the fuck why is it the one time I actually get a job a fucking fortnite item that lets you get free shit is released

Verity

If you watched old cartoons growing up your realize their are like hundreds of extremely racist episodes you missed because they didn't include those in the reruns like holy fuck

Crazy how a couple months ago I was so convinced I wouldn't get a job I was thinking about killing myself but now look at me I've gotten a job and still thinking about killing myself #blessed #riseup #playertipyougottakillyourself

Officely the hottest and best Walmart employee

"Roman Catholics are not Christians" ya no shit Sherlock

Top ten people with a job #blessed #wageslave #walmartistakingmysoul

This cat angers me

Genuinely crucify your Barber, they fucked you up

I for some reason have an edit of majin vegita with trans hair and I don't remember why I made this

I'm so fucking funny fuck man I'm chortaling over here