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This specifically was designed to make me suicidal. – at Baltimore, MD
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By far the most humiliating method of American trick or treating has got to be the shit my parents made me do as a kid: drive between each house and get in and out of the car at every stop while every other kid in town walked normally
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the meanest bitch in 2005 was pulling up in this and a 1996 Pontiac grand am
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the perfect job
- earns enough to sustain life
- defensible before god
- can be easily explained to a child
So my YCSE thought is at the very, very end you see Billy holding open the turkey jerky pouch (that Nathan bought) and a Lizzie looks in and I swear there's nothing inside. Final shot.
This is like D*** T*** running Bmore city v*ters but crazy
Replying to @JimmyFalunGong @Rbenmac
Could it be because the admin is a retired military intelligence analyst?
right wing op
If we in the education field want to draw in more high quality (or just any) teachers, it would serve us well to stop complaining all the time.
Upon returning from a conference last week multiple of my students said they are questioning their choice of becoming a teacher based on how poorly the keynote spoke of the profession....At a future teacher conference.
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Replying to @artwithinpod
Nathan Fielder arranged for Charlie Kirk to get shot just for thematic payoff in his movie a year later
I don't know how to tell you this but that absolutely happened in 1998, Halloween Costume-wise
We’re coming up on 50 years since the 80s started. Can you imagine niggas in 1998 unironically listening to 40s-50s music and dressing like the Fonz?
We desperately need to let the 80s go.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
People in the 80s and 90s actually famously did reminisce over the 40s and 50s.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_t…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleasantv…
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny?
Elizabeth: He’s wearing a hot dog costume?
Nathan: Yeah, he is. But what about his feigned innocence at not being the one who drove the hot dog car through the wall?
Elizabeth: Well…he’s saying he didn’t do that.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Abby Ronson s a raging antisemite who’s conflation of Israel & all Jews is responsible for the hate and vitriol Jews face daily.
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the more i think about it the more picking your nose as a concept the more it horrifies me. just a machine for totalizing disassociation which consumes days or years and leaves you with nothing
This is how I do Dave & Busters
Can somebody explain this “slot vulture” thing to me? 😂
Are people watching someone fill up a bonus meter like this, waiting for them to leave, then sitting down to try to get the bonus?
Is THAT what everyone’s talking about? 🎰 #vegas
In 1999 Alex Jones would have done an article on how these are clearly designed for domestic use on prison planet dot com
gotta respect dr. harris's drip, gonna miss that freakazoid one day...































