Brazilian Security Analyst | Malware Analysis | Responsible for the Slowest Algo in HashDB | Can barely reverse Hello World | PTC

Joined March 2021
Racists are retards. Also I've been on the internet for like 20 years, you're gonna have to do better than "Brazil is liveleak" to rile me up. Funny that someone can call me antisemitic over criticizing a country, then on the same breath do actual racism lol
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minha mรฃe compro um lavagatos pra um gato que ela nem queria em casa KKKKKKKLLKL
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UPDATE: Israeli company we caught delivering zero-click infections is #1 bidder on Starlink ads in 105 countries. Data from @trendai_RSRCH suggests worldwide surveillance op targeting @Starlink users. 1/ By @razhael reuters.com/business/media-tโ€ฆ
๐ŸšจNEW INVESTIGATION: zero-click mercenary spyware hacking via targeted ads. A normal-looking ad loads. If you're a target, you're infected. No click needed. To protect yourself, block ads now. First time it's been confirmed in the wild. We call it #AdFection. Candiru spyware infections at @AJEnglish. 45+ devices infected. Same ad pipeline operated by Israeli company Discover-Tech reached NATO, European Parliament, dozens of gov networks & critical infrastructure incl US nuclear giant Westinghouse. Confiant, which worked with us, found signs ads were displayed at US @DeptofWar, IAEA & ICC. Investigation ongoing 1/ READ our report by @billmarczak @WolfieChristl, me Astrid Perry, Siena Anstis & Ron Deibert : citizenlab.ca/research/how-dโ€ฆ Confiant's blog: blog.confiant.com/p/adint-weโ€ฆ
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BREAKING: World gasps in relief as Israel looks set to replace Voldemort with Sauron xitter.cf/Polymarket/status/2114โ€ฆ
BREAKING: Former IDF chief Gadi Eizenkot projected to become Israeli Prime Minister after Tuesdayโ€™s election, replacing Netanyahu. 52% chance. ๐Ÿ”— polymarket.com/r/IsraelPM
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people love capitalism until they actually see capitalism ๐Ÿ˜ญ
WATCH: Migrant Uber Eats delivery workers in France are using multiple phones to reject low-paying orders, forcing the appโ€™s algorithm to raise delivery offers to โ‚ฌ15 or more.
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One of my recurring black pills about how conscious the average person is is having a plane land, seeing everyone who stands up as soon as seatbelts are off and then listening to them complain about it taking too long for doors to open. If only there was a seating area to wait on
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โŒ Local gym keep your name and phone number โœ… Giant companies train AI on all your personal data Did I get it right? What's the point of GDPR again?
โ€ผ๏ธ EU governments approved a GDPR change to let companies train AI on Europeans' personal data without consent. It makes AI training a possible "legitimate interest", judged case by case. Parliament must still agree. Max Schrems calls it a "digital expropriation" of Europeans.
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Sir, this is a national park, not a portal to the underworld. Photo of a bobcat pretending to be a tree demon at Joshua Tree National Park.
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"We over-hired" I don't know that kind of seems like something I would get fired over, my boss gets unhappy when I spend a few grand on my company credit card and you just racked up like 200 million
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This also explains cyber refusals: cyber models are a paid feature. CVP requires KYC, which they use to build a client list. They will expand their offerings. In parallel they spread FUD around Chinese or open models.
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Even in the Brazilian elections @JWonggg catches strays lmao
Quando tudo parecia perdido, Luiz Inรกcio usou o parry e contra-atacou com perfeiรงรฃo.
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"Sir, it says here I need a certificate installed to access this" "Don't worry, I'll tell you the key" "........you'll read out the whole key through the phone??" "Yeah. 4." "Go on" "No, that's it"
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Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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What a curious thing to post after removing the "we'll never sell you data" promise
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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you don't need daybreak, you need to segment your fucking network
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One of the best parts about Lula's victory in Brazil ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท is watching in real time all those Polymarket/Kalshi bros eat shit and lose their money.
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๐ŸšจBREAKING๐Ÿšจ Incumbent left-wing President Luiz Inรกcio Lula da Silva has defeated right-wing candidate Flรกvio Bolsonaro in the Brazil Presidential Election.
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Amazing, no notes
In case you missed the greatest set of Evo France a couple weeks ago...
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I almost missed the Brian Krebs stuff against Rufus because he's left twitter a long time ago. He's made important journalistic contributions, but this whole thing paints him like someone who has no business talking about malware analysis; being blunt, he looks retarded
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When all you have as evidence something is malware are windows defender alerts (which you might have grossly misinterpreted) and a verdict from a sandbox, you don't have enough data to affirm maliciousness, nevermind to suggest a "supply chain compromise".
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You don't pull this kind of accusation when your answer to being asked about any evidence is "I nuked everything, sorry." You don't affirm anything after doing no analysis above what a SOC junior would. Especially when your platform is that big. Have some responsibility, come on
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