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Dog.js

@dogdotjs
 BEHIND THAT STUPID HORSE
Joined July 2013
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IT'S $TIME ALREADY?!?
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JAVA PART SCRIPT
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SCRIPT JAVA PARTS
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JAVASCRIPT SCRIPT PARTS
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JAVASCRIPT: THE 'JAVA' PART
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JAVASCRIPT: THE JAVA PARTS
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ABSTRACTION IS EVIL.
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HOW DO I CHECK IN JQUERY IF JAVASCRIPT IS ENABLED?
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HI I AM AN AD PLEASE STOP IGNORING ME OK I’M MAKING FREAKING NOISES SO YOU THINK YOUR PC BROKE YOUR WELCOME
DOGE-AS-A-SERVICE
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I CROSSED ALL RIVERS FOLLOWED ALL STACK TRACES JUST TO CONFIRM: YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PROGRAMMER
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DON'T CODE AND DRIVE
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LOGIC PROGRAMMING IS FUNCTIONALLY UNUSABLE.
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SUCH GRAMMAR NO RULES WORDS RANDOM
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THAT HAS PERFORMANCE IMPLICATIONS ON SAFARI 7.0.3, IT DEFINITELY ISN'T AN OPTION.
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I SMOKE JAVASCRIPT. WAIT, I’M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO.
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AFTER @HORSE_JS ACCEPTED A PULL REQUEST I DIDN'T LIKE I'M RESIGNING. BYE, FELLOWS.
{{SOMETHING ABOUT THE DRINKING PROBLEMS IN THE JS COMMUNITY.}}
JUST GIVE ME MY FREAKING PROXIES ALREADY, OR I'LL ADD YOU TO MY WEAKMAP.
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THERE IS NO POINT IN HIDING YOUR AFFECTION TOWARDS TYPESCRIPT.
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