At work: Marketing and comms person. At play: Lover of travel (and air miles), good food and good wine, hater of GWR and people with no headphones
London, Cheltenham
Joined November 2010
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I’m wearing shorts and I’m half way between ‘this might be a mistake’ and ‘I don’t care I’m committed’
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Welcome back to the embarrassment that is the UK. Apparently #Heathrow isn’t letting planes land and doesn’t have a real plan, egates down and they’re processing everyone manually through one gate. This is only a small portion of the queue. Almost no staff on hand.
Man in Argos yesterday if I wanted to split my balance with easy payments with the Argos credit card. My balance was £3.
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Um. 🤔
Anyone else get this kind of thing from their mum? Literally zero context. Nothing before and no follow up
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You know that thing when you're trying to be good and so bring an apple for your afternoon snack and accidentally land up eating an entire Pad Thai instead? That's a normal thing right?
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Best news story I’ve read in ages. More of this please: Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge - BBC News apple.news/AhGT1dGSxSfmdHjyh…
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My turning burning thoughts this morning:
1 - I've put too much milk in my coffee
2 - Is it too early for Christmas jumpers?
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Dominic Baliszewski retweeted
Not normally one for Twitter announcements but…I have been promoted to Professor of Global Security @iddbirmingham! I have been very fortunate to benefit from many, many opportunities and generous people in getting to this point. Thank you for your confidence in me.
haha. Sometimes I love google. If you search 'Antigua' the first thing you see is a star rating. For the whole country. 4.6 stars
Are we all to be reviewing countries now?
Britain: 3 stars. Things generally work ok & food is good, but the weather is rubbish and it's expensive😂
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Lithuania’s answer to James Corden in the back there. This could win #Eurovision
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