the power of the words “oh shit, my bad” is immeasurable -she/her
Des Moines, IA
Joined October 2017
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If Trump installs his regime, here are a few reminders.
If you know anyone trans, you do not.
If you know any immigrants, they've been here their whole lives.
If someone asks you about politics, you do not discuss politics.
Anything and everything that will be used to target
The most homophobic thin in Agatha All Along is the fact that the finale aired so close to Halloween that no one can put together a costume for Aubrey Plaza’s final fight outfit
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Anna Kendrick: donates full director's salary to charities for victims of violent crime, spreads awareness of domestic abuse, generously tips service staff, casts disabled actress in able-bodied role, cast + crew praises her for non-toxic set environment
Everyone: what a bitch!
The two largest chambers in my heart for holding love are for
1. My partner whom I will marry and spend my life with and
2. Whichever pedestrian has shown basic competence near me most recently
If another business kid condescends to me again for being frustrated that my classes (that I am going into debt for) are stupid I’m going to scream
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Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me
Sometimes I determine what I add to my backpack by determining what I want a movie detective to be able to know about me from a quick up-down
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Bringing a spray bottle to the movie theater to make sure none of the gays sing along to Wicked
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I bring a sort of “why do we do it this way” vibe to the work place that most don’t like
