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Joined March 2023
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Dookiefied retweeted
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: THESE 7 PATRIOT US Senators are moving to block John Thune's immediate election as Senate Minority Leader, delaying leadership elections instead Keep pushing! 👏🏻 - Ron Johnson (WI) - Mike Lee (UT) - Rick Scott (FL) - John Kennedy (LA) - Dave McCormick (PA) - Jim Banks (IN) - Ted Budd (NC) The effort would delay Republicans choosing their leader, rather than making the choice barely a WEEK post-midterm blowout
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Replying to @Support
@Support @elonmusk please help @BuzzPatterson 🇺🇸
Hey guys! This is Buzz, again. @BuzzPatterson. I’m using my wife’s account because I’m locked out of mine, This past Saturday, a hacker hit my account and had it locked down. I even have an idea who did it. I’d love to reveal him but I can’t. All of my attempts to reach out to @X and @Support have been fruitless. I’ve had my account since 2009. The only other time I was hacked? Just prior to the Mid-Terms in 2020 when I ran for Congress. Coincidence? I pay @X for all the premium stuff and I’m in the Creator Program. I’ve made 100,000s of friends and contacts on X. Yet, they can’t protect my account without locking me out? I want my access back. That you for your attention to this matter. Please help. Please spread the word. My wife’s account doesn’t have the reach. Thank you! 🙏 @elonmusk @Support @nikitabier @GuntherEagleman @Hunter_Eagleman @WarlordDilley @catturd2
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Dookiefied retweeted
Replying to @LangmanVince
I'd be more impressed if he called to end these farcical hearings and move straight to prosecution.
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Dookiefied retweeted
What a joke.
Governor Kathy Hochul is wearing a hijab yet again. If suicidal empathy had a poster child, it would be her.
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Dookiefied retweeted
I’m sorry to say this… But the reason this happens is because men like this don’t fight back. Allowing someone to do this to you means they’ll feel emboldened to do it to others. Even outnumbered I’d put many of them in the hospital. It makes me cringe to watch this. Weak men create hard times.
MAGA activists doused with blue paint during chaotic clash with protesters in LA Starbucks
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Dookiefied retweeted
.@LeaderJohnThune, I hereby object to any effort to put the Senate into recess in August—at least until such time as the Senate has passed the SAVE America Act—and hereby request a roll call vote. Do not assume you have my consent. You do not.
We need ONE brave Senator to force a roll call vote in order for the Senate to vote on leaving for a 37-day paid vacation for August recess. We need ONE Senator to object to unanimous consent & “ask for the yeas and nays.”
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Dookiefied retweeted
Elliot Page’s White House tour did not go as planned.
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Dookiefied retweeted
A friend of mine has two tickets for game 4 of the nba finals. They are courtside seats plus airfare and hotel accommodations. He didn't realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding - so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City at 5 PM. Her name is Donna. She will be the one in the white dress.
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Today we remember that Derek Chauvin was wrongly convicted and must be released
Today we remember George Floyd.
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Replying to @LeaderJohnThune
Hello Senator Thune, Let's expose what you're really doing with "reconciliation." You announced it yesterday, eleven months after the House passed the SAVE America Act. You're not trying to pass this bill. You're trying to kill it in a way you can blame on process. Here's how we know: Reconciliation requires the Senate parliamentarian to rule that provisions are "budgetary." Citizenship verification is not budgetary. Photo ID mandates are not budgetary. The parliamentarian will gut the bill. Then you'll shrug and say "we tried." We see through you. Meanwhile, you WON'T use the tools that actually work: Rule XIX limits each senator to two speeches per legislative day. Keep the Senate in continuous session, file cloture daily, and the filibuster exhausts in ~12-20 days. You dismissed it as "complicated." Because if you tried and succeeded, you'd have to actually pass the bill. Harry Reid nuked the filibuster in 2013 when he wanted results. Mitch McConnell changed Senate rules THREE times and canceled the August recess. Chuck Schumer used reconciliation within months on a 50-50 Senate. You have 53 seats. You've changed nothing, canceled nothing, and waited eleven months. Now let's talk donors: • Goldman Sachs: $150K to you - top H-1B user • Google: $75K - lobbies against E-Verify • Meta: $72.5K - Zuckerberg's FWD[.]us pushes mass immigration • Wells Fargo: $90K - banks undocumented immigrants Same corporations sponsor Punchbowl News, where you sit for "Fly Out Days" which nobody watches except Congress staffers and K Street lobbyists who pays premium bucks for legislative intelligence. Their reporter then telegraphs to the audience the SAVE Act "will ultimately fail." Corporate money flows to you AND to the outlet that frames your inaction as inevitable. We see the loop. You called grassroots anger a "paid influencer ecosystem." YOU are the paid influencer. You take the wrong side of a 80% issue because you are indistinguishable from a K Street mouthpiece, and an ineffective one to boot who won't bend the rules to get anything passed. What we want: 1. Force a real talking filibuster. 2. Stop hiding behind process. 3. Pass the SAVE America Act. YOU will become the reason that we will have our butts kicked in midterms. Not Candace Owens, not Nick Fuentes, not anyone else. You and you alone, and all because you want to make the 200 or so viewers of Punchbowl Fly Out Days happy. You're living in a K Street information bubble, addicted to the comforts and praises of lobbyists masquerading as journalists. You mistake the steak and martini dinners you get invited to as your own constituents. You are not "moderate." The SAVE America Act has 98% support among Republicans. Name one other thing that has 98% support. You are an extreme minority who prides himself on being a calm leader, when in reality you are well in the running for the most ineffective Majority leader of all time. Prove me wrong. Do the bare modicum of effort. Not symbolic. Actual effort. Cancel the recess. Get SAVE America Act passed.
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Dookiefied retweeted
Who had the better halftime show -- Bad Bunny or Kid Rock?
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Dookiefied retweeted
This is what AI is for.. Ich habe gehört, dass es nicht leicht ist, grün zu sein.😂
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Yes, we all are exhausted by the ineptitude of Thune, Johnson and their little coterie of Democrat-ass-kissing RINOs who talk endlessly and DO NOTHING. Pass VoterID or resign!
Replying to @RealJamesWoods
@RealJamesWoods are you not too tired of all the talk from Republicans without a commensurate amount of action? If the parties were reversed there would already be indictments all over the place. This has become ho-hum for me.
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Dookiefied retweeted
“Love Ice” Let’s get 1 million likes 👍
You can tweet "Fuck ICE" and instantly get 1000 likes btw
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20 million views. Everyone should watch and repost this. Great job by @nickshirleyy and his team. This is disgusting and we demand arrests and harsh prison sentences.
🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.
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It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become, all because of snowflakes.
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This never gets old‼️I can't stop watching it🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @KeithOlbermann
Hello Mr. Olbermann, This is going to be a different "Hello" than usual. I cannot bring myself to do a snarky post, not when you have revealed yourself to have so much hatred in your heart. Let me try and explain to you in a way that you can accept this, if there is any room in your heart for openness. I accepted Jesus Christ right before COVID-19 happened. I was a workaholic in Big Tech, a politically correct industry. And I knew enough about Christianity to know that its Great Commission would come to a head with my identity as a software executive pretty quickly. I had a dream -- which I've described elsewhere -- which cemented my decision to evangelize no matter the cost. By 2020, we were getting fired everywhere -- not for, but for basic things such as accidentally making an OK sign or misgendering someone. We had to stop attending churches in the name of spreading COVID-19. We had to live in fear and terror for years as the country spiraled into riots, censorship, and repression, which culminated in 2022 when the President of the United States told the nation that Trump supporters were the biggest threat to the Republic. Thankfully, the Republicans flipped the House a couple of months later and this was all stopped. But the memory is still seared in our minds. We know the darkness that is lurking in the hearts of our fellow countrymen, even as we love them. Simply put: we think you will snitch on us and jail us on a dime because you already have proven ourselves now. The 2024 election gave us a bit of reprieve, hope that our country had gone back to what it was supposed to be: everyone peacefully co-existing. But ... here's what you don't grasp. Charlie Kirk was our lamb. He built an entire career on talking to college students, peacefully. On preventing nonviolence. And on engaging others in constructive dialogue. For that, he got the most gruesome death possible. And we watched masses of Democrats dance gleefully on his grave. And the media gaslight us into thinking that it's our fault somehow that he died. In short, pulling all the same tricks we saw which oppressed us in 2020. He was the best of us. What does that say about the rest of us? Our Takeaway: You Want Us To Die. At some point, we have to draw a line. We aren't cancelling you for the same arbitrary reasons you cancelled us in 2020. We are cancelling you because if we don't, then you actually will kill us, and the country is going into civil war. In short, we are cancelling you to save you. You will hate my words. I know that. But I am speaking the truth. Please repent and come to accept the grace of Jesus Christ. Please stop hating us.
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Omg this is amazing 🤣🤣🤣 xitter.gq/Todd_Spence/status/196…
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