Escape Velocity

Joined August 2026
Zaylevelten’s verse on Kashcoming’s “CTRL”
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There’s nothing like having a woman that can keep things stable at home so your head can be in the game outside without any issues. Harry Kane has been thanking his wife since yesterday on IG for the support. It’s rare these days.
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Soon! 😉🏓
Been working on one of my most ambitious games yet.. a full table tennis experience.
Can’t wait to share it.
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Certains hommes ravagés par les sites porno, onlyfans et les clips de rappeurs sont en train de critiquer cette femme physiquement… 💀 La nana est magnifique en plus d’avoir une vraie histoire avec son mari.
kate goat kane is ready to take it home
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Replying to @CarpetCIaret
I 1000000000000% disagree. Helluva wife. This is who young girls should look up to not onlyfans girls.
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Elon Musk: "At its heart, wokeness is divisive, exclusionary, and hateful. It basically gives mean people a shield to be mean and cruel, armored in false virtue." There's really nothing more I could add to that.
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A lot of Nigerians aren’t used to being treated decently, only God knows why. If you act calm and nice towards a random person, there’s a high chance they’ll take you for a fool and start looking for ways to exploit you. But if you dn act like mad man from start,dy no go whine you at all.
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The world where the sidewalk rule existed is a world of patriarchy and inequality where men and women were seen as unequal so men had a duty to protect women. Observing the sidewalk rule is a display of benevolent patriarchy, and that’s just the simple truth. As the majority of the western world have rejected patriarchy, and that’s perfectly fine, unfortunately what that means is that chivalrous things like the sidewalk rule will die a natural death. You can’t eat your cake and have it too. You can’t say you want to dismantle a system that oppresses you but you also want to keep some parts of the system that benefits you. It doesn’t work like that. You can’t have equal rights without equal treatment and equal responsibilities. Do I think men should do the sidewalk rule for women they love? 100% Yes. Absolutely. I think men should always protect the women they love. But do I think every woman should have a right to this from every random man, or demand this from every man? No. It’s not a right, sorry dear. It’s a privilege. If you ever get it, be grateful. If you don’t get it, stop crying and move on, no man owes it to you. Welcome to 2026. If you are not a child, a disabled person, or an elderly person, on what grounds actually should a random man put his life at risk and allow himself to be killed for you by a car on the streets? A world of equal rights is a world of equal responsibilities, equal duties, equal expectations and equal treatment. Again, welcome to 2026. Chivalry is a privilege today, not a right.
It’s a shame how many men don’t know about the sidewalk rule For context: The sidewalk rule is an etiquette rule where a man walks closest to the road while the woman walks on the inside, as a gesture of protection from passing vehicles, splashes and other potential dangers
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Women are users and that is okay. It's your job as a man that exists in a country with such women to level up and learn to use them too.
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride. Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂 I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens. Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂 Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
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In free nations, we investigate crimes to see who is guilty of them. In communist tyrannies, they investigate men to see what they can be punished for.
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If you don’t feel like giving up, then you haven’t begun to try. The constant and never-ending whisper to quit is the background noise to any of life’s great successes.
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You guys call yourselves educated but are dismissive of every single talking point that you disagree with...
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Engineering marvel in the wild: how the baya weaver builds an intricate suspended nest using only its beak.
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You know the ironic part of this statement? She does not actually rate you even if you do this. It is all responsibility borne from entitlement that does not produce gratitude or obligation. Our fathers at least did shit like this for women who revered them and said thank you. When you harm yourself trying to protect the modern woman, she’s gonna laugh over it with her friends and give you the most narcissistic-induced version of “as you should” or “bare minimum” for your efforts as a sacrificial lamb. If you like don’t be wise.
It’s a shame how many men don’t know about the sidewalk rule For context: The sidewalk rule is an etiquette rule where a man walks closest to the road while the woman walks on the inside, as a gesture of protection from passing vehicles, splashes and other potential dangers
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😂😂😂😂
Trump to Nikki Minaj about 4 minutes ago…
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Replying to @SsirHorLar
Sometimes you just get to know her outside the lust you had for her
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“The dildo of consequences does not come with any lube” Mark Goldbridge
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Men have the cheapest attention; just a woman shaking her nyash and a man will lust. But getting a man to commit is one of the harder things a woman can achieve.
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Women think they want simps, but simps look enchanting from a distance. Up close, their simping becomes an unbearable form of torture. That's why Simp artists receive endless love from women precisely because they remain distant. Look into their dating lives, however, and u'll find women repeatedly dumping them. They then turn their heartbreak into songs and poetry. That's their art.
Women want SIMPS but don’t respect them.
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