Doug Warner

Ask anyone from 1985. We know.

RUNNING FIREFIGHTER UPDATE: Jacob Brimer with the El Dorado, AR FD is almost to Russellville on U.S. 64 as I typed this. He hopes to make it to Ozark by tonight. Monday he stopped at the Morrilton FD to accept to @CampSunshineArk. Donate here ~> cash.app/$EPFF1074

So WHO made the @LPGA social media pages today looking like a flamingo scratching skeeters off his leg? Thats right! THIS guy! And I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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AND THE WINNER IS .. I haven’t even made it through all comments from my posts, but this one - and the response - are home runs. I know, wrong sport, but I think the review refs may have been watching the same. #IYKYK #MichVsWMU

But @bigten, WHEN did your pre-synched clocks get out of sync? Where did the extra :01 come from if 1 of your pre-synched clocks read :00? Did the play start with :10 & not :09, or did time just tick slower on the final play? One more para in statement would help a lot. #MichvWMU

Not to be that millionth guy but WMU got screwed. But they can sue, get a TRO ruling it was 0:00. But then Michigan gets a judge who lives next to Tom Brady’s parents & overturns it. Then WMU sues the refs. But they claim Numerical Visual Deficit Diagnosis. #NVDD #AboutRight

Not a bad opening night for Week 1 in the new football conference. This season is going to be lit. #NCAA

FORMER HAR-BER, HOG STANDOUT CALLED UP: 2019 @HARBERBSB standout pitcher Blake Adams got the call to the majors Sunday afternoon. He’ll join the @Rockies while they’re in D.C. on Monday, according to Har-Ber head baseball coach Dustin Helmkamp.

It honestly took me a couple of minutes to figure it out. #IsItFrench?

One of the most INTENSE sporting events I’ve ever watched .. and I’m just a part-time soccer fan. What a match. #WorldCup

I was today years old when I realized the first baseman can use the green (safety) bag to make a put-out. Looked it up. Only when the ball is fielded in foul ground - in this case, after dropped 3rd strike. #TheMoreYouKnow #Boomer

HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL: @HarBerWildcats 16-year-old Erren Wilson is back home after suffering internal injuries & a broken clavicle when struck by a vehicle. His Mom shared to all, “Thank you for your kindness, prayers, & support.” facebook.com/share/p/1TKEYZQ…

“Go to Alabama on vacation, they said”: Then things went sideways on Monday ~> facebook.com/share/v/1EcVrnQ…

Meanwhile, 2:12pm (5/25) off my Orange Beach, AL balcony. I saw this drop and a little satellite one come off the right side of it. Now it’s all rain-wrapped as another line of storms comes ashore.

THE REAL EXTRA INNINGS: State finals-bound @HARBERBSB had this dilemma on Saturday. They were losing 3-0 to Rogers & down to the final 3 outs. Meanwhile, their seniors were missing their own high school graduation just blocks away. #TheGoodStuff ~> facebook.com/share/p/1JwjCjE…