⠀⠀⠀⠀ ׁ ⠀ 🧨 ⠀⠀╱ ⠀ sometimes⠀ the ⠀ only⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ way⠀ to⠀ stay ⠀ sane ⠀ ,⠀ is⠀ to⠀go⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ a⠀ little⠀ 𝐂͟𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐙͟𝐘͟ ⠀puddin⠀。 𓄼 ꐑꐑ ⠀
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⠀ ‘ ༚ — ☆ ⠀ SHE’S ⠀GONNA ⠀ PAINT ⠀ THE ⠀ ❪ 𝐒͟𝐓͟𝐑͟𝐄͟𝐄͟𝐓͟𝐒͟ ❫ ⠀ RED ⠀ , ⠀BY ⠀ POPPIN’ ⠀ HEADS ⠀ OFF ⠀ WITH ⠀ HER ⠀ BIG ⠀ MALLET 𝐇̶𝐀̶𝐇̶𝐀̶𝐇̶𝐀̶𝐇̶𝐀̶ ⠀ 。 ⠀ 𝜗𝜚 ˊ ⠀
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The thought of it only
made Harley laugh to
no end . Watching the
good guy struggle for
freedom . 𝗛𝗔 .ᐟ that’s
a real kicker . But who
was going to be her pet
if her puddin’ said “yes” .ᐣ
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I’ll feed it ､ and take
it out to go potty too .
I promise puddin’ . ❞
Harley pleaded with
her lover with a big
smile on her face .
She always wanted to
have a piggie as a pet .
Especially one that can
talk .
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happy . Clapping her
hands together ､ Harley
placed them together
and looked at her beloved
Prince of crimes .
❝ Puddin’ ､ whatever
hero we catch can I
please keep them as
a pet .ᐣ Please please
pretty please .ᐣ I promise
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Harley was in deep thought
but maybe thinkin’ was the
problem . She finally got
her Mistah J back . Nothing
could ruin this moment for
her . They were going to be
the most dominant couple
in the whole globe . And
she was so
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to Darkseid’s mother box .
That definitely could help
them along the way as
well . No one was going
to touch her Puddin’ .
Maybe all they had to
do is get another lousy
Mother box and the Joker
could do the same .ᐣ
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𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝚄͟𝙿͟ 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 retweeted
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we give ‘em the ol’ double-cross and watch ‘em fall apart like everyone else!"
He sprang upright, laughter erupting.
"Harley, puddin’, we’ll be unstoppable! HEROES fear us, VILLAINS power us, and the whole multiverse will be one long, beautiful… JOKE! HAH-HAHAHAHAHA!"
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and the MV would be
so satisfying .
❝ Imagine us owning
those anime BOZOS .
𝗡𝗔 𝗡𝗔 𝗡𝗔 𝗡𝗔 𝗕𝗢𝗢-𝗕𝗢𝗢
Joker and Harley for
the win 𝗣𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗻’. ❞
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❝ Oh Mistah J ､ let’s
think a bit bigger . Don’t
ya wanna see the world
burn with our love .ᐣ ❞
She asked while his arm
was around her . Her heart
only beating with pure bliss .
The thought of them both
ruling this world
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Maybe it was time to
make the whole entire
earth 𝗦𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗘 .ᐟ As she
spun around like a pretty
ballerina ､ Harley smiled
and stopped in her tracks .
She leaned towards her
beloved and placed her
hand on his chest .
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