Retroboomer

Sorry guys change of plans...Live Fast Die Old

Lake real pain for my sham friends

The sincerity with which we celebrate the total failure of our language always gets me youtube.com/watch?v=Qcq57Xdh…

Got legitimate chills watching super heavy lift off. Cool-ass time to be alive.

miss the good old days of catcalling when I knew if someone was sexually harassing me or just creating content

I know I should probably care that Ohio went from being a Sam Pink novel to a Don DeLillo novel but that place is just impossible to give a shit about.

I have surrounded myself with yes men

I’m begging you algorithms I promise I don’t give a shit about Elon

Haha remember that time six months ago when dipshits were singing sea shanties and we had savings accounts?

1. My partner got our dog a plush toy puppy while we were out of town. Since giving her the toy, she's embarked on a campaign of psychological warfare where she preferentially feeds and gives attention to the doll in an effort to make the real dog hate the stuffed one.

2. I don't know which one is more dumb but I love them both.

I'm tired of all this debunking. More bunking please.

Pretty late to hop on this train but GH Co-Pilot is genuinely spooky. Insanely cool project 👊👊💪

Where can I tell the algorithms I don't give a shit about Elon Musk?

I don't think any real person has ever listened to Yellow Paper Daisy on purpose. It's just there every time you watch a show or movie...a jingle disguised as a song.

In meetings nodding knowingly as the corporate sellout version of the Wayne’s World song loops in my head

The first time I heard Spacegrass by Clutch I was probably like 16. I thought "what a dumb song play it again" and I still do

Not gonna lie, there've been some detours these last couple years, but pretty sure 2022 is the year I FINALLY stunt on my haters

New years resolution: seemingly oblivious phonetic swap of the words "besos" and "Bezos"