MAGAts are always inspired by stories of Trump’s corrupt granting of pardons because they imagine that he might eventually free at least a few of their family members from prison.

The GOP represents all the worst people in America— the cretinous slime whose hatred, vitriol, and racism is exceeded only by their own cognitive deficits. Whether they were all deprived of oxygen at birth, or are just losers in the genetic lottery— stop electing them to office.

If you want to know how evil MAGA really is— they’d continue to support Trump even if the video footage of him raping kids were released. In fact, they’d feel honored if the footage showed their OWN kids being raped by Trump.

Did you know that Vivek Ramaswamy is fluent in Tamil, the language spoken in the Palakkad lyer community in Kerala, India, where his family is from? And— did you know that ‘Ramaswamy’ means, “Lying sack of shit” in that dialect?

MAGA is far too stupid to understand that the entire world hates Donald Trump. America is the only nation where a significant portion of the population admires dementia and fascism. Because he was elected TWICE, no one will forgive U.S. voters for their sociopathic decisions.

Ted Cruz— one of the most cowardly, shameless, and corrupt bastards ever elected to office— was loudly booed by a crowd in Austin. Q: What was he doing in TX? A: He’d been told that the power was back on temporarily, so he flew in from Cancun to grift. apple.news/A8Pw9jHomQyKJOY9q…

Lula defeated Trump ally Bolsonaro to save Brazil and halt the rightward shift in Latin American politics. Latinos in U.S. cities like Miami, however, will self-destructively continue electing Republicans to every office they can, hoping to recreate Cuba and Venezuela here.

Trump was angry about Jr. having allowed a Russian oligarch to pay for his wedding, and complained to aides about Jr.’s poor judgment. Jr. may actually have worse judgment than Trump himself. And just wait until daddy hears about the cocaine goody bags. apple.news/AP_dO_PC8R3ap1iit…

Good!!! I hope those Trump-voting farmers all lose their farms, and that they fucking rot like the unsold soybeans they’d raised while trying to destroy American democracy.

If Elon Musk were running Smith & Wesson: ‘You’re not gonna believe this, but we just discovered that some folks have been using our products to kill people. I don’t know why— guns were never meant to be used as weapons.’

If Elon Musk were running Lockheed Martin: ‘We’ve remotely disabled and grounded all the F-16, F-22, and F-35 fighter jets. We just discovered that our military had been using them to kill people.’

Defending his decision to slow Starlink so that Russia could attack Ukraine more effectively, Elon Musk complained that the beleaguered nation had been using Starlink to kill people. Well, yes— that’s been known to happen in war. Tell me again about Musk’s remarkable intellect.

We don’t need leaders who know and follow the law, they said. Let’s elect a businessman to run the country, even if he merely played one on TV. What do we have to lose, they said. It’ll be fun. Are we having fun yet?

I still maintain— now more than ever— that Jethro Vance was chosen specifically because he’s the best insurance policy against assassination that Trump could ever hope to find.

Q: This point is really well-taken, so why won’t Americans do precisely that? A: Because 77M of them are so unbelievably fucking stupid that no one— NO ONE— has the slightest idea how they can even walk around without slamming into walls.

Jared Kushner is a sniveling, slimy little weasel. He’s living proof that nepotism should be intolerable— especially in the WH. He’s almost certainly guilty of countless acts of treason, and needs to stand trial before facing a firing squad. Wanna see justice done?! #VoteBlue

Let me put this into perspective for you. All Republicans are evil. The ones you think may be okay simply haven’t been caught yet— but they’re all evil— every fucking one of them.

MAGA: Now, wait just a minute! Are you sayin’ that Trump will eventually rape me, too?!!!!! I ain’t sure that I’m gonna be cool with that.

Can you imagine being so outrageously stupid and glaringly incompetent that you’d actually say this out loud with ZERO insight into the message you’ve just offered the voting public?!!!