Photographer.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined July 2008
I would pay money to have a single one of my photos published in LIFE. Greatest photography magazine of all time.
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Another day of way too online Cheesecake Factory political discourse. The only reason I ever went to one is because @Abella_Danger made me go and it was so fucking mid I actually went to another one a few years later to give it another chance and it was even worse.
1. We had it in DC and it was expensive when I was 18. 2. When it opened in Nashville, it was still expensive. Sorry, I didn’t know the exact year it opened. Appreciate the investigation, guys. It’s still high end and expensive for most people. Thanks for watching.
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I’m far too invested in in Roku City.
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And here are some of the photos I did take on that same roll...
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I bought a camera with a 20 year old roll of film in it and I finished the roll. Here are the photos I didn't take.
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It is 100 degrees on this flight and they are playing a Musak version of Sweet Child ‘O Mine. I have babies in front and behind me and the one I can see just puked in the middle of me writing this Tweet. If we get delayed by one minute I will not survive.
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The puking baby will simply not shut the fuck up.
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It’s that weekend where I throw a giant Miami Dolphins tailgate. It’s off to quite the start.
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The worst part about moving to North Carolina is that everyone is so boring looking. People wear shorts and flip flops to dinner. There are more cool looking people on my flight to NYC than I’ve seen all month.
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We were sitting on this little bench and like three people came up to us in the 10 minutes we were there because apparently it is a filming location from One Tree Hill and Dawson's Creek, two shows we have never watched.
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One of my favorite parts about running @DolfansNYC, other than the whole raising tens of thousands of dollars for charity, is getting to design new merch. We got to work with @studiomj who I know from the @MishkaNYC days to design some 90s bootleg inspired merch.
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Nate Igor Smith retweeted
Trump has made more stock trades in his second term than all 535 members of Congress combined.
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The Islamophobic attacks on Al-Sayed are not being called out nearly enough. Everyone should be outraged but we just somehow accept that Republicans are gonna say horribly bigoted shit all the time.
Trump on El-Sayed: "We can't him in the United States-- we can't have him in the United States Senate. I look so forward to Michigan. I think it's gonna be wild. Because he's a total phony. He's a little phony. He's a jihadist. He's a vicious, violent jihadist."
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This week’s newsletter: I wrote about the GOPs strategy of Islamophobia has been aided by Democrats and the press. And I find the lack of pushback not only immoral but shortsighted. We either all have a place in democracy or we don’t. And the forces seeking to marginalize their place in the American project will likely expand to others On @voxdotcom: vox.com/politics/507163/midt…
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Heading back to NYC tomorrow but for less than 24 hours.
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Halloween candy shrinkflation is a national crisis.
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Best day of my life.
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