When drl was a kid he told his mom he'd grow up to be someone. In retrospect he should've been more specific.
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My love language is Acts of Fandom. If I say "the widow" and you know I mean "the old lady in my building I don't like" because you've been keeping up on drl lore, that's love baby.
a spooky little boy like drl (drl.bsky.social) retweeted
My priest: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Holy Grail War” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw a servant in the forest
My buddy Tohsaka pacing: the church is lying to us
I saw this movie in theaters with my mother when I was 14 because we both saw a spaceship on the poster and assumed it would be like Star Trek.
It was not like Star Trek.
a spooky little boy like drl (drl.bsky.social) retweeted
Happy Labor Day, Tom Hanks is 4 years older than Rob Loggia was when this scene was filmed.
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Art is what artists make, and an artist is anyone who says that they are.
Anyway, I made this.
You know how the Seinfeld Episode "The Checks" (1996) features a guy who would go from zero to wholly transfixed the moment he heard Desperado by The Eagles (1973)?
A modern Seinfeld retelling would feature a man transfixed by circa 2001 pop rock, so that's fun to think about.
ALT A still frame from an episode of Seinfeld where Elaine is in focus in the background. She is looking at a man who is out of focus in the foreground with a look of confusion mixed with fascination
ALT A still from the movie Garden state featuring Zach Braff wearing a shirt that perfectly matches the wallpaper of the room he's in staring blankly into the middle distance. You can't hear it, but in the song New Slang by The Shins is playing softly in the background.
“I know you see me in pictures without a mask, but whenever I go into stores or businesses I put one on. ppl work here & if I’m going to be the most pro-labor president I certainly can’t put you at risk, especially with the state of our healthcare system.”
Just imagine.
I have never seen a tweet with so many dork ass losers in the replies (that wasn’t from a woman).
This may be worse than the “actually, playing music in public pretty cool sometimes” discourse.
Sad.
(NB, playing music in public is in fact pretty cool)
god fucking damn it, @CERN. god fucking damn it. You couldn't let me have this one thing?
ALT google search showing zero results for "site:cern.ch "large hardon collider""
a spooky little boy like drl (drl.bsky.social) retweeted
Hoopers taking the city back from those fuckin colonizers one park at a time 🏀
a spooky little boy like drl (drl.bsky.social) retweeted
police dogs are a uniquely sad thing to me. they take a dogs drive to please their owner and use it to make the dog hurt people in ways its just completely incapable of understanding
Torn between “the worst guy you know…” and “you absolutely do not have to hand it to…”
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a spooky little boy like drl (drl.bsky.social) retweeted
Zbigniew Brzezinski was a top US foreign policy official, not at all a radical, in fact the opposite. But he acknowledged truths about Israel that will end your career. Just look at this interview from 2002, when Israel was doing another one of its routine massacres of Palestinians:
"I think Israel's international position is very badly damaged. A country which started off as a symbol of recovery of a people who were greatly persecuted now looks like a country that is persecuting people. And that's very bad."
"The Israelis are becoming increasingly like the white supremacist South Africans, viewing the Palestinians as a lower form of life, not hesitating to kill a great many of them and justifying this on the grounds that they are being the objects of terrorism."
"But you cannot define the loss of human life in terms of the number of Israelis killed by inexcusable Palestinian terror. The fact of the matter is that three times as many Palestinians have been killed, and a relatively small number of them were really militants. Most were civilians. Some hundreds were children."
if you thought I went overboard dropping "actually, Houston (TX) & Houston (The Street) are pronounced differently because they're named after two different people" into conversation once I'd learned about it was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet.
a spooky little boy like drl (drl.bsky.social) retweeted
I don't like this trend of openly racist, senile presidential candidates we've been fielding
