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We perform LIVE CARTOON SKETCH COMEDY...while drinking. You may be thinking is that physically impossible?- Well yes, kind of.

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Joined October 2014
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Okay Iyana, but if this doesn’t work out imma need you to get married to someone who picked you first and in this dress next time. #LoveIsBlind2
But Mallory now you don’t have to figure out where to look and what do do with your hands while he’s singing. #LoveIsBlind2
Strangers on Love is Blind after 2 weeks: You’re my BEST FRIEND! Their actual best friend: #LoveIsBlind2
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DO NOT let Natalie’s mom play poker. She looked guilty AF the WHOLE time like she was about to be the one to hand Shane his ass. #LoveIsBlind2
This guy reading “Now is the time to decide if love is blind” like it’s straight from the bible. #loveisblind2
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Danielle, homegirl, at least start with a gratitude journal. #loveisblind2
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Shake also goes by DJ Madonna-Whore Complex. #loveisblind2
My favorite moment of the trial was when Bruce Castor tried not to make it obvious that he accidentally stapled a bunch of duplicate pages into his script. #ImpeachmentTrial2
So the dude who commands the most powerful military in the world and the largest nuclear stockpile is not allowed to tweet because he may incite further violence.
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Trump legal team’s ⭐️STAR⭐️ witness
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Don’t be so disappointed, Trump’s still going to die...eventually...of hamburgers
There is good reason to think that a mini-outbreak of #SARSCoV2 occured on Sept. 26 @WhiteHouse Rose Garden #SCOTUS nomination of #AmyConeyBarrett . So far nine people who attended have tested +, including 4 who all sat in 1st 3 rows & 3 reporters. foreignpolicy.com/2020/10/02…
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Replying to @TheDailyShow
It was the worst thing I have ever experienced and I made out with a duck.
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This debate feels like watching Uncut Gems
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my favorite Bible story is definitely the one where Jesus orders military police to attack peaceful civilian protesters and then goes on TV to praise himself
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black people riot when their anger over being murdered and oppressed reaches a boiling point. here are some fun reasons why white people have rioted:
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For those who were convicted of lying to cover up his crimes, Trump urges lighter sentences and dangles pardons. He demands his enemies be investigated and prosecuted. He retaliates against witnesses and public servants. Republicans’ response? Silence.
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