six months live. and Dolafy is skyrocketing. 1) over 200 clients live. onboarding 5 new businesses per day (from ~10 daily leads). we haven't really nailed any distribution channel, and counterintuitively, signups keep happening non-stop it really feels like a snowball effect. we started onboarding a few friends' businesses, they recommended others, and so on... onboarding is still the slowest part of the process, but we are fighting really hard to make it as smooth as possible how? with our AI agents and a whole new level of never-seen-before automation 2) Mark when a customer onboards Dolafy, we now have 2 fantastic AI agents doing a really cool job for them first Mark, our compliance agent, he starts screening clients as soon as they submit their docs Mark reads everything and tries to understand whatever the customer uploaded/typed (it takes around 15 minutes to check a business, from identifying if it really exists, if numbers make sense, to searching for adverse media related to the business and its owners - it's AMAZING to watch) if not satisfied, Mark will request more docs/answers right away for the customers when new docs are uploaded, it goes straight back to Mark, which will analyze them again (Mark is ready to deal with hundreds of customers at the same time) this is a really simplified explanation of his job, but there's a really complex compliance setup happening in the background, fully AI-driven and in-house built by myself if any red flags are found, Mark opens a case for a human to analyze (hello!) or if all good, with our approval, he sends the case to Helly, our onboard agent, and she'll take it from there 3) Helly she decides what's the best bank for our client, depending on numerous factors like niche, incorporation country (and state, if in the US), etc Crossriver Bank? JP Morgan? HSBC? Citi? Erebor? Banking Circle? Helly knows what's best for each client, and will open a virtual bank account there partner bank asked for more docs? no problem, Helly will contact the customer right away and ask after approved, she'll inform the client so they can finally start moving money crossborder but the automation doesn't stop there. client needs to send/receive money from a different country? they just click one button at our dashboard and Helly will get them a virtual account in that specific currency (EUR, AED, GBP, BRL, etc) 4) other robots - Harmony: managing our marketing, editing landing pages, ads campaigns, email funnels, all through Slack - Burd: news guy, he keeps us informed about everything that happens to any partners we use (for security, new products, etc) - Casey: tracks our to-dos, if we miss any important task, she'll follow up with us next morning to make sure we don't miss it - Dylan: our finance agent, not yet implemented, but he'll be in charge of invoices, expenses, revenue, etc - Natalie: she's able to read and answer emails, interact on the live chat, and other support stuff (she's not active yet, as we still like to talk directly to our customers at this stage) 5) ... and 2 humans myself and my partner are the only not-so-AI managing Dolafy, a bootstrapped neobank even though we are profitable and could hire someone, there's really no need right now all tasks are being handled really really well by our team of agents, and whenever we see a task being repeated too often, we just automate it 2 persons will always be there, managing the 7 agents we have in place, and doing whatever tasks are still not replaceable by robots (after all, fintech is a strictly regulated industry, and we still need to follow a bunch of AML rules) but in my opinion, this is a huge shift on how businesses can be managed in 2026 - the true potential of AI at work pretty cool right? so yeah... stay tuned for more news about the first AI-first fintech ever built on planet earth! PS: we now have a really cool office in Floripa! let us know if you are around and need an international bank you can trust for your business

Please retweet. @Wise has blindsided us and put our business at risk. This is insane. We’ve been a Wise customer for years, using their USD bank account to accept payments from our US clients. Today, I discovered that Wise has capped how much we can send or withdraw from our account at roughly 40% of our usual monthly volume. No advance notice. No explanation. We’re suddenly at risk of being unable to make payments on time. Luckily, we have other accounts. Some clients also pay us in Bitcoin. But most of our money comes into Wise. How can @Wise do this after we’ve been a customer for years and processed millions of dollars through it? Customer support can’t help us. We’ve filed a complaint, but who knows if it will go anywhere. In the meantime, we can’t get our money out. We’re being held hostage.

which model has been best for you so far, and whats the false-positive rate?

it's time to turn off the internet this is becoming unsustainable

i used to run updates every month on my tech then I moved to weekly updates today, i'm basically running osv scanners, dependabot and checking for high priority patches every HOUR also, before applying any package/library updates, my agents must check all signatures and updates on the code to avoid compromised ones (we give a 7d cooldown period for some of them) the way things are getting hacked, i'll probably need to check every minute if a new exploit might affect my system and i'm not even joking...

Two critical vulnerabilities have been identified in PHP, a widely used programming language that powers websites and web applications. These vulnerabilities (CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619) could allow malicious cyber actors to remotely execute code in PHP core, potentially compromising sensitive data and networks. The FBI urges organizations to take the following steps now: ➡️ If an immediate update is not feasible it is recommended that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. ➡️ Immediately update affected PHP installations following the guidance on php.net. Inventory where PHP runs in your environment, prioritizing internet-facing systems and vendor products that bundle PHP. ➡️ Monitor web servers for suspicious activity, including PHP processes unexpectedly launching command shells or downloading files. Ensure appropriate process-monitoring capabilities are in place to help identify potential exploitation. ➡️ If you find signs of compromise, isolate affected systems, preserve your web server and PHP logs, and report it to your local FBI field office or ic3.gov. Those reports help us identify the actors involved and warn other organizations before they become victims. For the latest information, follow PHP’s announcement on php.net, CERT-EU Security Advisory 2026-018, and CISA’s Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog.

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