Sara Long

Went out looking for Pokemon. Wasn't expecting this to pop up...

Ooh. Here we go. #thearchers

Soosan has a certain standing. #thearchers

I have to say that I’d be quite interested in a forensic examination of cheesemaking records to see where things went wrong too, but that is because I’m a massive geek. #TheArchers

“I prefer Natasha” is a charmer too then 🧐 #TheArchers

*ahem* TOSS OFF HANNAH #thearchers

The Borsetshire Blue is wrong! Is it because... #thearchers

Henry is 7?! Whaaaaaaaaaa #thearchers

Look out, here comes Emmur... #TheArchers

The agricultural advisor packing it in this week. Off on holiday for a bit, perhaps... #TheArchers

If you’re not a good mother, you’re off to the abattoir? Look out, Roof. #TheArchers

I had a herbal lay once etc etc etc #thearchers

Llama abduction and bunting theft. Rural policing is haaaaard. #thearchers

It’s Sunday morning, it’s tipping with rain, #TheArchers has been on for 3 minutes and I’ve already sworn at the radio twice. #tennerforcashindeed

BOOM. That’s Lily dropped in it then. #thearchers

I love it when Jenny does a ‘stuff you’. So unexpected it’s like being savaged by a feather duster. #thearchers

What? You’re going to sell the house I’m living in because I threw a hissy and refused to move my yurts ten yards? Yes, Kate. This is how this is going to work. #thearchers

SAY IT A BIT LOUDER SHULA I DON’T THINK ANYONE HEARD YOU #thearchers

Things a ‘bit sticky’ with Alastair. #thearchers

Oh gods, I forgot Soosan is practically going to be having a climax over Freddie’s downfall #thearchers

Nope, put your knitting down and cuddle me. I want to listen to #thearchers too.