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Joined April 2020
100 V8 Exploits: lessons learned from three years of v8CTF by @_tsuro and Carl Smith
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Hmm in NYC for 13 hours, weather was peak on the way down good time to central park max I think
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Finished the presentation! Thanks @Ddd_dong_ and @offensive_con
Harvest Season for SLUB: From io_uring vulnerability to Novel Sheaf-Based Exploitation Techniques by @naup96721 and Yu-Ting Lin
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Raising public awareness on cybersecurity misogyny
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I kinda hate this, think all of the younger people I know are already luled into this depressive acceptance. The intelligence and knowledge delta is dying which has been the cornerstone of human society for vertical movement and it scares me for whats next tbh.
Wait, why would you do this? If AI is going to discover all this stuff in 1-5 years anyway, why would you bust your ass trying to front-run it?? Just enjoy your life.
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Jobs after the singularity: - Tailscale shill - Fake hacker - cryptography “expert” (all keys are 4) - nodejs patcher - PHP patcher - CloudFlare shill - Levelsio Stan - All-in podcast concubine - Elon dickrider - backward deployed engineer - zaibatsu ninja - rationalist whore
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Thank god we can find and intercept lost hikers as they mistakenly run away from rescue in dense forest!
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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🏆✨ BREAKING: HARRY KANE WINS THE 2026 BALLON D’OR! 🌕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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I'm now in Tokyo and will talk on OffensiveCon Tokyo tomorrow. Look forward to see you ~
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Who ever designed the changi airport needs to be killed, why the fuck are there no changing ports . Actually what the hell bruh spent nearly an hour looking for one fml 💀
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Thats not really accurate just a bit more clarity. This was for HITCON CTF, one of the major CTFs of the year. I think a big reason this didn't happen was, cuz they dropped at on the final wave of the 48 hour ctf and it was a shit ton of version. We had a lot of payloads working but the scope of this challenge was far beyond that. Getting stable working exploits for live version of the php bug across all targets is not easy ! > Also a lot of top teams were playing google finals and flux ctf fwi, also ctfs are kinda of shizo atm if you put enough people on this it def doable in 48 but in like 12 hours it wasn't worth trying if your goal was to win 💀
Hacker conference setup a "real world" simulation of the PHP vulnerability and challenged attendees to hack into it, nobody did.
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we did have like 5-6 people working on it around the clock but yeah timing was really rough and no one was gonna get it from the looks of it
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We won SAS CTF and Hackceler8 this week!
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2nd place at Google Hackceler8 in Singapore w/@dicegangctf ! One of these years we'll win... 😭
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ゲームチートでも世界1位🏆 Yu(@Yu_212_MC )とコラボ💪 #Hackceler8 #GoogleCTF #ESCAL8 #GoogleSingapore
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準決勝でGoogleの実装のバグで理論スコア取ったら勝負にならんからやめてくれと言われた🤣
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🚩 Flags are waiting to be captured! The Hackceler8 FINALS are about to IGNITE! 🚩 Right here on the ground, the world's elite teams are battling it out live—exploiting vulnerabilities and racing to pwn the challenges in real time. 💻🔥 Who will conquer the arena and capture ultimate fame and glory? 🏆🇸🇬 Competing Teams: Kalmarunionen, r3kapig, Zer0Rocket Wrecks, TeamH4C, Maple Mallard Magistrates, Bunkyo Westerns, Dicegang, and Slices #Hackceler8 #GoogleCTF #CTF #CaptureTheFlag #ESCAL8 #GoogleSingapore
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Is there a better term than "reverse-AI-psychosis" for the people who still yell "AI slop" when there are real results?
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Corporate needs you to finish just this *one* ticket before the weekend... We're agile after all, right? Hack.lu CTF 2026 starts tomorrow and registration is now open! flu.xxx/
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